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If I had my sword on me when he said that I would have struck him down for this insolence. That's not even how math works.

Still don't have my sword.

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[–] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Just last week the stablehand extorted an entire gold coin from me just to "pay for feed and lodging" before he'd retrieve and bard my horse!

[–] 9to5@hexbear.net 2 points 1 week ago

utterly preposterous

[–] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The Royal Treasury keeps debasing the currency

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

I hear it's actually the fault of the borgers on account of their counterfeiting. Truly unbelievable behavior. No respect for the crown

[–] segfault11@hexbear.net 7 points 1 week ago

explaining inflation to medieval knights:

[–] alexei_1917@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago

I hear it's the fault of the peasants who aren't spending money and keeping the economy going! No, don't look behind the curtain, don't blame the nobles, fight each other!

[–] EveningCicada@hexbear.net 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That's it. No more Mr. Noblesse oblige

[–] alexei_1917@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Your PFP is adorable. Booop!

[–] EveningCicada@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Can't go wrong with red pandas

[–] alexei_1917@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago

You really can't! They're utterly adorable!

(I really want to hug an actual panda bear, but a red panda would be a great snuggle too. They're such hug shaped little guys!)

[–] anonochronomus@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago

What's next! Paying the serfs who I have test my food for poison? That'll be the day!