“I won’t go out and talk to people unless I’m wearing my super cool tough guy jacket with the awesome patches!” Of course you won’t little buddy, you’re twelve!

[–] alexei_1917@hexbear.net 24 points 4 days ago

I wasn't like that when I was twelve. Sure, I liked having my lucky Tigger sweater but I wouldn't get like this when I couldn't find it.

"Everyone is twelve now" consistently insults actual twelve year olds.

[–] principalkohoutek@hexbear.net 31 points 4 days ago

cardboard-monsters "I'm not coming out without my emotional support jacket" fedposting

[–] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 22 points 4 days ago

ALPHA 99 said there were many large and extra-large FBI raid jackets available.

No shortage of Large Adult Sons in the FBI apparently

[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 20 points 4 days ago (1 children)

kash money patel crossdress mpreg with big naturals

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 21 points 4 days ago

i-spil-my-jice grokkk, GROKKK!

[–] FuckyWucky@hexbear.net 15 points 4 days ago

#SoyRight

[–] rubber_chicken@hexbear.net 13 points 4 days ago

I thought I saw all the Smiling Friends episodes.

[–] JustSo@hexbear.net 8 points 4 days ago

Masterful monkeywrenching.

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 8 points 5 days ago

Kashy > Fashy?

[–] blunder@hexbear.net 7 points 4 days ago

detectives-arriving-on-the-scene

[–] marxisthayaca@hexbear.net 4 points 4 days ago

amazing