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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] Elysia@hexbear.net 15 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I'm smurfing, my main account is actually in diamond lib league

[–] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 5 points 5 days ago

We'd encourage you to prestige your main account and start again with the Golden iPhone skin.

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 17 points 5 days ago (1 children)

this comment requires a badposting gold membership to view

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 9 points 5 days ago

I'll pay in shitcoin.

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 9 points 5 days ago

My girlfriend is totally real she just goes to group 2

[–] TheSpectreOfGay@hexbear.net 11 points 5 days ago (1 children)

omg i got promoted from group 4?! wow, this is great. im finally becoming less of a lib

[–] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 6 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I'm sorry but Group 1 is for the top percentile of libs. It means you're moving closer to the top (centre)

[–] Sanctus@anarchist.nexus 9 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Fuck, please, no! I'm sorry I said Star Citizen's business model could be okay with a free option! It should be open source! Please I don't want to be a lib!

[–] Enjoyer_of_Games@hexbear.net 6 points 5 days ago (1 children)

opensource? you didn't mean FLOSS? put this lib in group 4.

[–] RedSturgeon@hexbear.net 8 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I'm sorry, but I was told that i need a Permit A38 to become a member of group 3? Does anyone here know how to get Permit A38?

[–] OgdenTO@hexbear.net 3 points 5 days ago

I've been told if I tell you how to access the Permit A38 I'll be transferred to Group 2B-G, which is obviously clear why I don't want that to happen. Sorry.

[–] ProgAimerGirl@hexbear.net 6 points 5 days ago (1 children)

i hear group 3 gang's not afraid to fedpost fedposting

[–] ChaosMaterialist@hexbear.net 5 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I read this in Cave Johnson's voice

[–] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I'll take this as compliament

[–] ChaosMaterialist@hexbear.net 1 points 5 days ago

you absolutely should!

[–] PKMKII@hexbear.net 5 points 5 days ago

Does this mean I can board the plane now?

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 5 points 5 days ago
[–] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 3 points 5 days ago

Just a bit more and we become group 4 gang led by gang of 4

[–] abc@hexbear.net 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

this is where they put the anti-linux aktion Hexbears and I'm PROUD TO BE HERE

[–] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

The algorithm detected W11 on your phone and that was part of the selection criteria.

[–] abc@hexbear.net 0 points 5 days ago

I'm proudly running Windows 10 and use an iPhone 14 Pro; the Hexbear algorithm is run by ChatGPT and hallucinates