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[–] atrielienz@lemmy.world 55 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Except Educated shouldn't be in quotes.

[–] db2@lemmy.world 35 points 1 month ago (1 children)

To people like that it is. They think education begins and ends with their preferred holy book. It's not limited to christians.

[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

But even then the fastest way start questioning the Bible is by actually reading it. They probably don’t encourage that either through.

[–] db2@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That's why they do it as a group, keeps people from thinking too much when they're afraid of disappointing each other by not believing the right way.

"They believe the bible is the exact word of God - Then they change the bible! Pretty presumptuous, hu huh? "I think what God meant to say..."

Bill Hicks

[–] dumbass@piefed.social 26 points 1 month ago

Fart her? I barely know her!

[–] Erasmus@lemmy.world 24 points 1 month ago (2 children)

“Blessed is the mind too small for doubt.”

If you aren’t familiar with the quote it is a classic one from 40k pointing out the virtues of ignorance and blind faith.

[–] snekmuffin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

"An open mind is like a fortress, with its gates unbarred and unguarded."

probably my favorite unit quote from DoW1

[–] Spacehooks@reddthat.com 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I only praise the omni messiah the rest are false gods!

[–] atrielienz@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Stay where you are. The Imperium knows your location and someone will be with you shortly.

[–] thagoat@lemmy.dbzer0.com 23 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This is the exact same ideology of the GOP

[–] BurgerBaron@piefed.social 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Religion and Authoritarians have a lot of overlap I've certainly noticed.

[–] IzzyJ@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Almost like one invented the other

[–] cm0002@lemmy.cafe 21 points 1 month ago

Anything to protect their ~~profits~~ "spirit"

[–] MajorasTerribleFate@lemmy.zip 19 points 1 month ago (3 children)

It's pretty funny they (technically incorrectly) used "farther" instead of "further" while saying education is bad.

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[–] Pencilnoob@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (8 children)

What baffles me is how truly compatible science and religious faith could be, only in that religion attempts to provide answers that science cannot. But rather than pushing hard to only provide those answers, and reading the texts in the context of the time, these religious leaders get unbelievably bent out of shape and decide to die on hills that are just trivially and demonstrably false.

Like evolution, the age of the earth, heck a few years ago even a heliocentric solar system. It does not matter at all if this is a heliocentric solar system, and yet folks were happy to die on that hill (even killing others who just point out the truth) turning away everyone who won't submit. That's what finally got me, the constant claims to seek truth, and yet inevitably ignoring it completely when it slaps you in the face.

It's so close-minded and completely misses the point. If all they did was say "here's some moral teachings on how to be better to each other" at least I could get on board with that. But no, it's somehow required to buy into all the false teachings too.

It feels like a dead sea effect, where the only people left are those who comply when they see red plate and the leaders tell them to call it blue. To me that's not about seeking truth or trying to live a more moral life, but rather about control and power.

[–] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 16 points 1 month ago

God of the gaps, only the gaps get smaller and smaller as time goes on.

[–] CXORA@aussie.zone 16 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (12 children)

Religion and science are not compatiable. Science cares about truth, religion demands lies.

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[–] skisnow@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The problem there is that a religious text loses its authority if it’s full of demonstrably incorrect statements. Falsus in uno, falsus in omnibus.

Once you’ve decided that you can just ignore anything that looks wrong, the Bible stops being a source of truth and becomes a Rorschach ink blot for you to see whatever you want in it.

[–] IzzyJ@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

It's almost like religion isn't actually meant to be a source of truth, or even faith or purpose, and is actually just a tool to control the poor who's every positive trait is a function to that end

[–] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 month ago

If you're baffled then you are not educated. Surely that's a plus, and makes you closer to God, according to this article. /s

[–] nulluser@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

...religion attempts to provide answers that science cannot. But rather than pushing hard to only provide those answers...

Nobody should be attempting to provide answers that aren't backed by evidence or testable. "Trust me, bro" is not a credential.

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[–] barnaclebutt@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago

"GOD". The quotes are in the wrong spot.

[–] friend_of_satan@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

What is this, the definition of "god of the gaps"?

[–] Dozzi92@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

When I went to boot camp, every Sunday was religious day. I started the Atheist & Agnostic group with two other recruits in the cycle. We'd chat about science and philosophy. They got us some books and whatnot.

Eventually had a pastor from the Church of Christ come in to chat with us and try to debunk some of our science talks with that Bible knowledge: carbon dating isn't real, dinosaurs are only 3000 years old, that kind of thing.

He eventually won me over though, because church of Christ gave bread and grape juice at every service, and extra chow in boot camp was hard to come by. Almost like real life...

[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I don't get it, if there's a joke here.

[–] TankovayaDiviziya@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Christian evangelism always involves giving food to the potential converts. I think the guy "converted" simply because of food.

[–] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

A good case for the kids skipping "Sunday School". They should be outside, playing.

[–] IzzyJ@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Sunday school is indoctrination anyway, and should be called out as such

[–] AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

Science is magic to those who don't understand it

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[–] Zanathos@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

I would love to ask the pastor what he means by "educated".

[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'm not sure what point they think they're making. Maybe that "education is bad"?

[–] IhaveCrabs111@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

They’re saying facts don’t support their bullshit

[–] pilferjinx@piefed.social 7 points 1 month ago

"We want you as smart as not knowing you're Christian in name only."

[–] Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Sounds nice.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 month ago

GIT DUM, PLEBS!

[–] skeptomatic@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 month ago

The quotation marks surround the wrong word.

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

c/selfawarewolves

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)
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[–] IhaveCrabs111@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Correct. My god is the exact opposite. My god is equally imagined and valid as this one.

[–] ohlaph@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

It's almost as if we can see through the nonsense...

[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

This might be the motivation I need to seek my PhD. Thanks, Paster Blurry McBlurname!

[–] IzzyJ@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Can we please start addressing that this one specific sect of religion is killing our society and do something?

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[–] aceshigh@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

How accurate. We can’t have people asking questions about anything, because their beliefs will fall apart.

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