It kills me when reactionaries create better satire of themselves than we could ever come up with
this post was submitted on 27 Nov 2025
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It's not a real tweet, but I imagine it's partially inspired by his actual Thanksgiving 2021 tweet, which is also beyond parody:
Thanksgiving:
• Gathering with FAMILY
• Giving thanks to GOD
• Celebrating the PILGRIMS
• Watching FOOTBALLWhy do liberals hate this?
(source: Wayback Machine archive of his Twitter feed the day after Thanksgiving 2021)
This one's a parody account if I recall, which says a lot in that it's almost indistinguishable from the real things
uhhhh one of these things is not like the others
U NEED MILK TO MAKE MAC N CHEESE U LIBROL
Yeah gimme that mommy milker mac and cheese 🥵
I started reading and thought he was weird by the first line for implying he really wants to know the sex of the turkey he is eating. Then I kept reading and I no longer find him weird because of that first line.
Just incredibly stupid
is that 2nd pic a tony zaret bit?
Ok, which one of you’s bringing the pronoun pumpkin pie?
I got the crybaby cranberry sauce.
Eating meat is indeed a lib thing to do
Tag yourself I'm the L shaped frowny face on the left
I’m bread
For a minute I was thinking JD Vance was the most annoying Ohioan in politics, but I realize I forgot about this clown
Actually, we have JD Vance, Josh Mandel, Jim Jordan
Something is going on here
no it's Gym Jordan, the pattern doesn't work.
Don't look up the list of kids from 20 kids and counting or whatever
Too much jreen bean casserole
My pronouns are pumpkin/pie
jreen bean