“I tried fake coughing but they saw right through me. Then I tried sitting real close to other infected students since it’s highly contagious, but my stupid immune system is working perfectly against preventable diseases. So annoying,” McLaughlin stated. “Its not fair that my parents had me vaccinated. I never consented to that. Now everyone calls me health boy. I have to play alone during recess. Not because I’m unpopular but because no other student has the ability to run around. Why? Why did my parents have to get me inoculated? What I wouldn’t do to have the mumps or hepatitis A right now. Hell, I’d even settle for some meningitis. It’s the only way I can fit in.”

Fellow classmates are mocking McLaughlin relentlessly, with his locker being desecrated with pictures of Fauci.

there was literally a 3 second window where I read the title and thought this was a real thing that happened

Its not fair that my parents had me vaccinated. I never consented to that. Now everyone calls me health boy.

lol

Me at work constantly being asked why I still wear a mask indoors while there’s always at least one coworker coughing up the nastiest storm

plausible

Lol. Even this is optimistic. Kids on their 5th+ run at Covid aren't walking around with healthy immune systems.

“Its coughing so embarrassing,” remarked Daenerys Weinberg, a child born during “Game of Thrones” seasons who has a lot of friends.

Holy shit lmao