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[–] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 1 points 1 hour ago

Please include the age and gender of Dee and all the nuts so I have proper context for this post

[–] Jacobo_Villa_Lobos@hexbear.net 2 points 4 hours ago

A master debater

[–] 666PeaceKeepaGirl@hexbear.net 3 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)
[–] blunder@hexbear.net 5 points 6 hours ago
[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 8 points 8 hours ago (1 children)
[–] groKKK@hexbear.net 7 points 8 hours ago

Did the package also come with the all-in-one All Against White Genocide In South Africa agitprop kit?

[–] 30_to_50_Feral_PAWGs@hexbear.net 9 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

DOLORES'S TREE FRUITS

lmao gottem

[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 6 points 9 hours ago

Hell yeah rekt

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 8 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Car registration, 400 dollerydoos for six months yes-honey-left

[–] Commie_Chameleon@hexbear.net 5 points 9 hours ago

Love how much you gotta pay for the privilege of using a car (which you have to also pay for to own and keep functional)

[–] SmokinStalin@hexbear.net 4 points 8 hours ago (1 children)
[–] SmokinStalin@hexbear.net 5 points 6 hours ago

Holy shit i just now noticed this was a 'Deez nuts' post.

[–] WokePalpatine@hexbear.net 9 points 10 hours ago (1 children)
[–] ClathrateG@hexbear.net 2 points 7 hours ago

Master Dee's nuts

[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 4 points 9 hours ago

Dee's kernels, seeds, pits, stones, or legumes, depending on the botanical definition.

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 6 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

A package of nuts for your roommate Deandra

[–] unaware@hexbear.net 3 points 9 hours ago

I can't believe 2016 Presidential candidate Deez Nuts came to you by mail

[–] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 5 points 11 hours ago

Dee's drupes