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Senator Incitatus in his office

[–] AnarchoBolshevik@lemmygrad.ml 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Back in the ’90s
I was in a very famous TV show

I’m BoJack the Horse (BoJack)
BoJack the Horse
Don’t act like you don’t know

And I’m trying to hold on to my past
It’s been so long
I don’t think I’m gonna last
I guess I’ll just try
And make you understand
That I’m more horse than a man
Or I’m more man than a horse
(BoJack!)

[–] vovchik_ilich@hexbear.net 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

-Horse Luis te sales?

-No puedo tío estoy castigao

I finally saw that man about that horse.

I SAID I HAVE A SORE THROAT FROM SLEEPING WITH THE WINDOW OPEN. MY ALLERGIES ARE ACTING UP SO I'M A LITTLE HOARSE.

This city. These people. The grayed conclave of dead Ohio skies.

Of what use is wisdom when it brings no profit to the wise?

[–] huf@hexbear.net 12 points 1 day ago

horses can walk up stairs but not down them, so there are now entire wild upstairs horse populations in many places.

[–] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 6 points 1 day ago

Outdoor Horse Struggle Session

[–] axont@hexbear.net 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

If you told me that horse is famous JRA thoroughbred and six time G1 winner Gold Ship I'd probably believe you and assume this is just something Gold Ship decided to do and no one knows how he got there

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 9 points 1 day ago

So it is true. The Horse with No Name did read a book about Oswald.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 8 points 1 day ago

Every time I get home my horse will tap the windows like an idiot. I'm tired of replacing windows and cleaning up dead horses. I'm getting a cat next.

[–] SupFBI@hexbear.net 7 points 1 day ago

Double hung sicko-peepin

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 8 points 1 day ago

howdy neigh-bor

[–] culpritus@hexbear.net 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Hershel was so tired of rehearsals for the horse play. Somehow through a communication mixup, he had been roped into this project when all he really wanted was to go gallop through the pastures with his friends.

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 10 points 1 day ago

"Hershel, have you ever wanted to be on stage?"

"Neigh."

"You'll be an extra in a non-speaking role. All the hay you can eat."

"Neigh!"

"Trust me. You're gonna love it. C'mon!" And Hershel lowers his head as he's led by the brindle.

"Neigh," he says passionlessly.

[–] Guamer@hexbear.net 4 points 1 day ago
[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] anotherspinelessdem@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Ok but why is that pony wearing a Star of David? How is it supposed to even put a yarmulke on?

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 3 points 1 day ago

Pretty sure it's a sheriff's badge? When we did patch the pony stuff waaaaaay back in like 1991/2 it was along the police

[–] WIIHAPPYFEW@hexbear.net 4 points 1 day ago

Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me (1992)