If they can’t sell fountain drinks because they don’t have water they shouldn’t be open at all because they also don’t have water in their hand wash sinks.
this post was submitted on 24 Nov 2025
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"washen yer hands make you gay. Jesus dint wash no hands, only feet an that's kinda based."
But... but... what about profits?
How can you forget profits?
Just don't flush the toilet and it's a reusable hand wash station.
Southern? This reads like someone who doesn't know English was forced to write this.
Southern would be more like:
Aotta wate. No soda. Boss forgo o pay wate comp..
Nah. This a native speaker for sure. Just one who's also barely literate.
You can tell it's not southern because they say soft drinks instead of coke.
"Dew ta nawt havin' wader we can't sail ya coke"
Depends where in the south. Eastern North Carolina would commonly say soft drinks. And confusing sale and sell is common as in spoken dialect it is a homophone. But not sail.
But anyway, this says soda drinks. Not sure who would call it that.
Y'all acting like the South can afford to print shit.
Ok, can you translate it to standard English if "it makes sense" to you?
Hark! The crystal clear liquid of life flows not for us, thus we cannot grant you the fountain drinks that you desire.
Verily, that is a vexing conundrum.
spoiler
Due to not having water, we can't sell any soft drinks
Wow.
"Due to not having water we can't sell any Soda Drinks
Sorry MGT"
I say you they ain't not got no water so them soda dranks is out. Mmhmm
ayup
The "Sorry MGT" at the bottom is probably the saddest bit on this little condemnation on public education
It wasn't an apology so much as it was a description
See also: "We ain't got no soda right now cause the city done put us under a boil order. Somethin' about a broke water main."
Not to bad in a boston accent either.
Or scottish
Probably just ran out of post mix and blamed water to avoid seeming incompetent
You didn't specify which South.
Is suppose there's a small chance that it's a joke.
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