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Read it in a southern accent, it'll make sense (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
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[–] AntiBullyRanger@ani.social 25 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (3 children)

Southern? This reads like someone who doesn't know English was forced to write this.
Southern would be more like:

Aotta wate. No soda. Boss forgo o pay wate comp..

[–] StrongHorseWeakNeigh@piefed.social 8 points 2 weeks ago

Nah. This a native speaker for sure. Just one who's also barely literate.

[–] Sludgeyy@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

You can tell it's not southern because they say soft drinks instead of coke.

"Dew ta nawt havin' wader we can't sail ya coke"

[–] wolfpack86@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Depends where in the south. Eastern North Carolina would commonly say soft drinks. And confusing sale and sell is common as in spoken dialect it is a homophone. But not sail.

But anyway, this says soda drinks. Not sure who would call it that.

[–] Neverclear@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 2 weeks ago

Y'all acting like the South can afford to print shit.