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Read it in a southern accent, it'll make sense (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
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[–] Lembot_0005@lemy.lol 16 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Ok, can you translate it to standard English if "it makes sense" to you?

[–] saltnotsugar@lemmy.world 41 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Hark! The crystal clear liquid of life flows not for us, thus we cannot grant you the fountain drinks that you desire.

[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 16 points 2 weeks ago

Verily, that is a vexing conundrum.

[–] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 25 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

spoilerDue to not having water, we can't sell any soft drinks

[–] Bhaelfur@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

"Due to not having water we can't sell any Soda Drinks

Sorry MGT"

[–] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I say you they ain't not got no water so them soda dranks is out. Mmhmm