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[–] KyuubiNoKitsune@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago) (1 children)

6 cats

lives alone

I guess the cats don't count?

[–] Holytimes@sh.itjust.works 5 points 10 hours ago

Makes sense, no cat would allow their servant to be so entitled as to claim to live with them. No no no!

They are allowed to exist near them. Under them.

It explains why this guy is searching for a dommy mommy. He knows his place! Insert horrible sex puns here

[–] roserose56@lemmy.zip 6 points 18 hours ago (1 children)
[–] stringere@sh.itjust.works 7 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Ex-father (?)

Weird way to say widower or were the kids taken away and he's lost all custody?

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 4 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

He's looking for a dominant mommy so maybe he used to be a dominant father. (?)

[–] stringere@sh.itjust.works 1 points 6 hours ago
[–] cley_faye@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I sense a secret underlying passion for dairy product, barely hidden beind the gamer introduction.

[–] PieMePlenty@lemmy.world 5 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

I wonder if he has human cheese in his fridge.

[–] RagingRobot@lemmy.world 1 points 8 hours ago

Probably in his crevice too lol

[–] tias@discuss.tchncs.de 154 points 1 day ago (6 children)

I bet he wants to use the milkies for cheese production

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 24 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'd like to seize those means of production.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

This guy sees the means of reproduction!

[–] thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org 36 points 1 day ago

he's only 18 what esle would he know them for!

[–] tomiant@piefed.social 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)

He should say "entrepreneur" in the bio

[–] ThePyroPython@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago (3 children)

No it says he's an artist, clearly this is high-quality artisanal cheese.

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[–] InFerNo@lemmy.ml 19 points 1 day ago (4 children)

This person is not lactose intolerant

[–] SSUPII@sopuli.xyz 10 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

You have never met one.

All the ones I know will eat despite knowing the consequences.

[–] papertowels@mander.xyz 1 points 4 hours ago

It's a special treat. You know how some folks get shit faced and call that a good time? Lactose intolerant people face shit and call it a great time.

[–] EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world 5 points 11 hours ago

I used to work for one that would eat cheese pizza he ordered for the crew and then he would gas up the register line and go hide in his office.

[–] CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works 2 points 20 hours ago

They might still get sick from milk. Cheese is lower in lactose.

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

still debatable.

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 16 points 1 day ago

You can fascinate a ~~wo~~man by offering him a piece of cheese.

[–] fahfahfahfah@lemmy.billiam.net 68 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I love how even he doesn’t know what “ex-father” means.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 26 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] whoisearth@lemmy.ca 4 points 10 hours ago

Ok is this legit if so Roflcopter

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 55 points 1 day ago (5 children)

Ex father? Broke up with his kids?

[–] cley_faye@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

One of them couldn't digest cheese, so they had to go.

[–] adhocfungus@midwest.social 43 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Surely he just means that he left the church and is no longer a pastor at... 18!

[–] tomiant@piefed.social 23 points 1 day ago

I'm thinking he lost custody of his multiple kids before the age of 18.

[–] theuniqueone@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 1 day ago

He disowned his kid because it was toxic and attention seeking waking him up crying at night.

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[–] iii@mander.xyz 54 points 1 day ago

and still there's people that pretend perfection doesn't exist

[–] socsa@piefed.social 47 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It is actually impressive for such a young man to accumulate that many cats. No commitment issues here.

[–] tomiant@piefed.social 17 points 1 day ago (12 children)

If you live in conditions squalid enough, they come to you quite by their own accord.

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[–] AntiBullyRanger@ani.social 27 points 1 day ago
[–] The_Grim_Dreamer@lemmy.world 1 points 18 hours ago

I bet he makes the same Christmas in Hollis joke every year.

[–] QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 day ago

they're perfect

[–] tomiant@piefed.social 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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