canonical: that can be arranged
this post was submitted on 23 Nov 2025
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Mark my words. There will be Linux that does this and it will be the most popular distro.
Don't give Canonical ideas.
And it will be legal to fork it and remove that, yay GPL!
Ubuntu pro?
Yeah, I was gonna say, it already exists
Red Hat Enterprise Linux (RHEL) is already a thing.
... time to re-boot development on Hannah Montana Linux, it is then...
You DID NOT activate Linux!
wrecking ball crashes through both your desktop, and also random parts of the actual file structure
Consumers want bad tech
Why do you think it would be popular?
"Microsoft has reached a deal to purchase Linux"
What a horrifying timeline that would be!
"Linus Torvalds sold his share of Linux to Microsoft for $1.8B"
1.8B is way too cheap for something as big as Linux, hell fucking Minecraft sold for 2B
You're too late. The rebellion has flown away.
If I were in charge of a distro I'd push this as an update on April Fools Day
Which is part of why I'd be a bad pick for the position XD
The commit will never be allowedπ
Ubuntu has that dumb subscription to get security updates that pushed me away. Sure it was free for personal use, but I don't want to have to give my personal information to get updates that are created primarily by volunteer open source developers anyway.
What do you think canonical should charge for? They do put a ton of work into the linux eco system
Y'know...this. I might not like it, and many of their choices are... questionable...
...but I think it's good we have some effort coming from full-time career paid Linux developers, rather than just sponsorship money from FOSS-leeches like "mEtA" and "aMaZoN."
By simply not using Ubuntu, and ignoring the MOTD on my VM servers...I don't really feel affected by their actions in any meaningful way. And that makes me happy.
As opposed to having to just accept whatever new footgun Microsoft wants to blast users with next.
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Best I can do is:
You must activate Linux within 30 days.
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Please provide your address, email address, phone number, and a scan of your ID card to activate Linux.
Maybe your bank login just in case.
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Turn On Linux Backup Sign-in to your Linux Account to automatically save your Desktop, Documents, and Pictures to TuxDrive!
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