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[–] tino@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

I said that to my wife. Does it count as flirting?

[–] joelfromaus@aussie.zone 158 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 90 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Those public bidets are absolutely fantastic.

[–] Rooster326@programming.dev 36 points 2 days ago

Absolutely breathtaking*

[–] BanMe@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

Careful with them hottub jets, all I'm sayin

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It's nice of cities to put them in every park

[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Apparently you can only use them once though

[–] lena@gregtech.eu 50 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I, for one, appreciate people nerding out

[–] NotMyOldRedditName@lemmy.world 36 points 2 days ago

I went to a tech event recently and got to chat with other other tech people, and it's been awhile since I've been able to do that. We nerded out talking about caching. It was great.

[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 1 day ago

This is like an average convo on the light rail in Seattle, especially near AmazonTown

[–] Goldholz@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 2 days ago

That and trauma bonding is how i got my boyfriend

[–] janus2@lemmy.zip 81 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

if a woman used this line on me my response would be "wait here a few minutes i need to pop into the nearest jewelry store"

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 53 points 2 days ago (2 children)

*puts on ski mask*
ALRIGHT EVERYBODY HIT THE FLOOR THIS IS A ROBBERY

[–] Klear@quokk.au 30 points 2 days ago (2 children)

ANY OF YOU FUCKING PRICKS MOVE I'M GONNA EXECUTE EVERY LAST FUCKING ONE OF YOU!

[–] IronBird@lemmy.world 17 points 2 days ago (1 children)

milkshakes are like 10$'s now

[–] fleem@piefed.zeromedia.vip 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

i met a dog last week that showed me how to die

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 10 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

*comes back to woman with the French crown jewels, a milkshake, and a suspiciously living dog*

[–] nylo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 days ago

*pumpiserlou starts playing*

[–] Hupf@feddit.org 3 points 2 days ago

I’m in a transitional period so I don’t wanna kill you, I wanna help you.

[–] QuazarOmega@lemy.lol 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The dystopia calls for the payment failing due to...

[–] janus2@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

i bought too many board games

[–] QuazarOmega@lemy.lol 2 points 2 days ago

I was not expecting that, but I am respecting that

[–] CubitOom@infosec.pub 71 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Could you share your Emacs config?

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 54 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

*Girl-chan blushes*

"I didn't know you were an FSF purist, Boy-san. Show me the config you have so painstakingly put together... "

*Boy-san smiles warmly. This is it, this is true love.*

"Oh spacemacs. Oh okay. Actually I think I have a headache, and need to leave. Don't call me."

[–] verdare@piefed.blahaj.zone 27 points 2 days ago

The Japanese honorifics are what truly elevate this to abhorrence.

[–] Dicska@lemmy.world 19 points 2 days ago

I sent you my desktop layout, please respond

[–] sik0fewl@lemmy.ca 27 points 2 days ago

Emacs? I don't think this is going to work out...

[–] DasFaultier@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 days ago

Oh yeah, it's right up my ass I MEAN APPARTMENT!!!

[–] goatinspace@feddit.org 37 points 2 days ago (2 children)

What's your monitor aspect ratio?

[–] Apocalypteroid@feddit.uk 17 points 2 days ago

I mean, it's pretty big, but not too big, you know?

[–] bytesonbike@discuss.online 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Omg you just can't ask them their monitor aspect ratio... Not without foreplay.

Tetris, Quake or what?

Without aspect ratio knowledge all these modern titles are so hard to predict...

[–] phpinjected@lemmy.sdf.org 16 points 2 days ago

can i pentest your honeypot?

[–] sparkles@piefed.zip 26 points 2 days ago (1 children)

This would have worked for me! I say give it a go, you never know. Tech was going on about the bios of my little work Lenovo that got chucked like a beyblade to me the other day, and it was pretty adorable. I guess when people are nerding out on the things they enjoy that’s pretty attractive.

[–] MrShankles@reddthat.com 11 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Can you give me the recipe for an attractive lasagna?

[–] lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

If you happen to speak a little German, !ich_iel@feddit.org had quite a few lasagna recipes recently

[–] sparkles@piefed.zip 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Maybe. Try this! https://gprivate.com/6j529

Personally idk I find it too wiggly looking.

[–] MrShankles@reddthat.com 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] sparkles@piefed.zip 1 points 2 days ago

The pasta. Especially when it’s layered. Ick.

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 36 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Leading with what you are into seems like a solid way to find a good.match.

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

And she seems into it.

[–] rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works 30 points 2 days ago (1 children)

She looks fuckin into it tbf

[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 8 points 2 days ago

Shes laughing, let's goooo

[–] Petter1@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 2 days ago

Imagine, there are women in tech 👩‍💻

(Guessing from meme that it is about male flirting female..)

[–] thatradomguy@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Idk why but I thought the blue shirt wasn't wearing pants. lol

[–] yopyop@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago

Canot unsee now.

[–] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 23 points 2 days ago

I mean, the One will certainly engage with that.

[–] Uri@infosec.pub 8 points 2 days ago

I did the same today on bus 🙃

[–] 30p87@feddit.org 3 points 2 days ago

Crazy entertaining actually

[–] QuazarOmega@lemy.lol 1 points 2 days ago

Know that the play on words in the title is also appreciated 😌