Know that the play on words in the title is also appreciated π
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Idk why but I thought the blue shirt wasn't wearing pants. lol
What's your monitor aspect ratio?
I mean, it's pretty big, but not too big, you know?
Omg you just can't ask them their monitor aspect ratio... Not without foreplay.
I, for one, appreciate people nerding out
I went to a tech event recently and got to chat with other other tech people, and it's been awhile since I've been able to do that. We nerded out talking about caching. It was great.
This would have worked for me! I say give it a go, you never know. Tech was going on about the bios of my little work Lenovo that got chucked like a beyblade to me the other day, and it was pretty adorable. I guess when people are nerding out on the things they enjoy thatβs pretty attractive.
Can you give me the recipe for an attractive lasagna?
If you happen to speak a little German, !ich_iel@feddit.org had quite a few lasagna recipes recently
Those public bidets are absolutely fantastic.
Absolutely breathtaking*
Careful with them hottub jets, all I'm sayin
It's nice of cities to put them in every park
Apparently you can only use them once though
Could you share your Emacs config?
I sent you my desktop layout, please respond
*Girl-chan blushes*
"I didn't know you were an FSF purist, Boy-san. Show me the config you have so painstakingly put together... "
*Boy-san smiles warmly. This is it, this is true love.*
"Oh spacemacs. Oh okay. Actually I think I have a headache, and need to leave. Don't call me."
The Japanese honorifics are what truly elevate this to abhorrence.
Emacs? I don't think this is going to work out...
Oh yeah, it's right up my ass I MEAN APPARTMENT!!!
if a woman used this line on my my response would be "wait here a few minutes i need to pop into the nearest jewelry store"
The dystopia calls for the payment failing due to...
*puts on ski mask*
ALRIGHT EVERYBODY HIT THE FLOOR THIS IS A ROBBERY
Iβm in a transitional period so I donβt wanna kill you, I wanna help you.
ANY OF YOU FUCKING PRICKS MOVE I'M GONNA EXECUTE EVERY LAST FUCKING ONE OF YOU!
milkshakes are like 10$'s now
i met a dog last week that showed me how to die
*comes back to woman with the French crown jewels, a milkshake, and a suspiciously living dog*
*pumpiserlou starts playing*
Leading with what you are into seems like a solid way to find a good.match.
And she seems into it.
She looks fuckin into it tbf
Shes laughing, let's goooo
I did the same today on bus π
I mean, the One will certainly engage with that.
Crazy entertaining actually