Oh wow.
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See, the thing is, I watch piss porn. Hear me out. I told my friend that the thing is, to do piss porn, you kind of have to be into it. You could try and fake it, but it wouldn't be very convincing. So, my contention is, piss porn is more genuine than other types of porn, because the people partaking are statistically more likely to enjoy doing that type of porn. Which is great, I think, because then they really get into it, which is hot. It's that enjoyment that gets me off. Their enjoyment.
She said, "tomiant, you're an idiot. Anyone can fake liking getting pissed in the face."
So I said, "Well, if you're so adamant, get in the tub and I'll piss in your mouth, and let's see if it's as easy as you claim."
So she said, "All right. If I can fist you in the ass afterwards."
Which I felt was a fair deal, so I took it.
My (formal) position was strengthened significantly by the former event. And I can also attest that I could not convincingly fake enjoying being ass-fisted.
What does that have to do with anything, you ask? Genuinity. The real deal. That's what.
-- tomiant
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This is a wild ride. I've seen this like 4 times today... Why can't I stop reading the entire thing. I just walk away hella confused. I'm a simple man with simple dreams. And now I need therapy. Just kidding I definitely needed therapy well before this.
This is funny, but also just to bring reality to a funny comment, there is tons of piss porn where the women clearly do not enjoy it, but, and this is something a lot of people seem to not be able to understand; the enjoyment of all parties involved is not necessary for many people to get off. Heck, for some, its better without the fake enjoyment because you're being lied to less.
Or they want the person to feel shamed and disgusted.
How is this not a copy pasta?
It is now.
Not yet
Be the change you want to see in the world
Alrighty then..
Scat porn is where people with real passion go.
Thank you, this saved me a lot of work.
I'm just stating the obvious.
This makes the mars bars meme look like advice animals
No need to look it up, fact-check or confirm this or verify context. It was posted with a picture of the man so it must be true.
Thanks for confirming. Was about to waste time fact checking.
That's definitely the clickhole logo in the cropped watermark, intended to be pure satire.
Marley & Me just got a little sadder
Oh, it gets worse.
That's informative & interesting, but there's nothing bad about it at all.
where's the lie though
- Unprompted
Kristi noem entered the chat
Gotta love Clickhole 😄
"No animals were ~left~ injured during filming."
Wow!
The “unprompted” is what elevates this to the next level
You could just use a robot dog! Then you could shoot it, stab it, violate it, and it would be ok! You wouldn't call the cops, right? Because it's not a real dog. It's a robot dog. Indistinguishable from the real thing, of course, yelping from the pain of betrayal, but that yelping, see the dog is programmed to feel that. It's just a program.
Now, the dog IS programmed not to like it, but it can't actually feel any pain!
I will never ever stop watching that god damned clip. I post it frivolously.
Ruggero Deodato agrees.
I'll say it again and again Owen Wilson is one of the shittiest human beings alive. Fuck him
Edit: Owen Wilson has a 5yo doughter (with dna tests) with an ex girlfriend that he refuses to meet or acknowledge because it's a girl and he doesn't want female children. On HER birthday he took his boys to a baseball game and posted a fatherly message to the both of them.
I'm sorry but wtf a 5yo girl did to deserve this?
The fuck did he do? Kill your dog?
did i miss something with Owens?
Only thing I'm personally aware of is his refusing to recognize his daughter? Maybe OP knows his daughter (or, according to Owen Wilson, some random bastard bitch who isn't his daughter)?
I don't have to know them to believe a man that actively does things to hurt a 5yo girl just because she is a girl is an asshole.
He might be but what he's saying makes sense. Just means to me you shouldn't write a dog dying into a script if you want it to be a realistic looking scene.
The Thing was pretty realistic.
How do you remember the difference between Owen Wilson and Chris Pratt? I keep getting them confused. I know Chris Pratt was in Community, but maybe Owen Wilson was also? I'm not sure.
Owen Wilson had a cameo in Community in the episode where Jack Black guest starred. Don't remember any episodes with Chris Pratt.
Wait I'm thinking of Parks and Rec, not Community. Damn.
I double checked wikipedia, and Chris Pratt is in that one (his name is Andy).
Owen Wilson on the other hand is best known for Wes Anderson films and stupid comedies, but also Pixar's Cars and friggin Armageddon???
Huh weird. I still feel like I have no idea how to remember him, except that hes the main voice in cars I guess.
I only remember him as a relatively frequent collaborator to Ben Stiller. Not even sure how many times they actually did that. And TBH I don't think I've even watched any movie with Chris Pratt, he got famous way later than Wilson.