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[–] LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.works 68 points 5 days ago (2 children)

guess ill see yall in el salvador

[–] robocall@lemmy.world 10 points 5 days ago (1 children)

There was salt on the glass. Big grains of salt.

[–] peopleproblems@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago

It was either that or die of boredom

[–] popekingjoe@lemmy.world 40 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I bet Bubba knows. Someone get Bill on the phone.

[–] robocall@lemmy.world 17 points 5 days ago (2 children)

I thought bubba was a horse

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 8 points 5 days ago

You don't have a horse phone?

Or at least hung like one

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 21 points 5 days ago (1 children)

If we can't ask ..... can we feel it then?

[–] AreaKode@lemmy.world 24 points 5 days ago

It's right next to the bullet hole in his ear. I can't find it either!

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 9 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Where's the clit in his neckussy?

Now deport me to Antarctica so I can be a penguin.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 1 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

where the tie is strangling his neck, in the middleish area.

[–] Obnomus@lemmy.ml 13 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I not from usa, is this real news?

[–] Red0ctober@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago (1 children)

The neck pussy is real, but she did not make any such statement. But maybe we can make this meme come true!

[–] Obnomus@lemmy.ml 2 points 4 days ago
[–] Tigeroovy@lemmy.ca 16 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Like he knows where a clit would be.

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 1 points 5 days ago (1 children)

He knows from his grabbing em.

[–] Tigeroovy@lemmy.ca 2 points 4 days ago

Don’t have to know where the clit is to grab at a woman’s crotch.

[–] 1984@lemmy.today 10 points 5 days ago (2 children)

I can only hope her spirit will eventually realize that working with Trump is not her life purpose. :)

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 11 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

She was a shithead Republican long before MAGA seduced her. This IS her life's purpose.

[–] BanMe@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago

And what she'll go back to terrorizing villagers?

[–] abbiistabbii@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 5 days ago (1 children)

You can't deport someone who's not in your country.

[–] Pyr_Pressure@lemmy.ca 14 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

Instead they will import you and you have to suffer living in America

[–] gnutrino@programming.dev 6 points 5 days ago (1 children)

So the movie Deep Throat was based on Trump all along?

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 2 points 5 days ago

Bubba reportedly sports a dogleg left, so I wonder if Trump had to approach at a particular angle to get the best throat insertion.

Genital descriptions and gag reflex should be addressed in future presidential debates.

[–] Derpenheim@lemmy.zip 6 points 5 days ago

Free vacation inbound

[–] lechekaflan@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

Punchable face.

[–] peopleproblems@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago
[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 2 points 5 days ago

My hands are small and weak. I like neckussys.
Fight my bodyguard.