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[–] lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 94 points 5 months ago (8 children)

There is a German lullaby with the line "tomorrow morning, if God wants, you will wake up again" and quite a number of kids worried "what if He doesn't?"

[–] brsrklf@jlai.lu 43 points 5 months ago (3 children)

That's honestly a terrifying idea to put in a kid's brain before they go to sleep.

[–] Lembot_0005@lemy.lol 33 points 5 months ago

The concept of most religions is absolute obedience and absence of curiosity. This " terrifying idea" is an excellent tool to form the needed mindset.

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 11 points 5 months ago

He said it was German

have you had kids? "and if you die before you sleep AND YOU BETTER SLEEP YOU LITTLE SHITS i pray the lord take your soul (because no one else wants it. i can tell)" is a fairly common sleep-deprived emotion

[–] LordAmplifier@pawb.social 35 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Isn't that a thing in English, too?

Now I lay me down to sleep and pray the Lord my soul to keep,
And if I die before I wake, I pray the Lord my soul to take.

Still pretty messed up.

[–] rockerface@lemmy.cafe 17 points 5 months ago (2 children)
[–] LordAmplifier@pawb.social 13 points 5 months ago (7 children)

That's why Metallica put it in their song "Enter Sandman", which MotΓΆrhead later covered (I'm only saying that because I like the Motorhead version better)

[–] rockerface@lemmy.cafe 8 points 5 months ago

That was the reference I was making, yeah

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[–] HowAbt2day@futurology.today 8 points 5 months ago

Literally. Metallica used this in their Enter the Sandman song.

[–] Dozzi92@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago

Used to say that as a kid. Catholicism is a fear thing. I don't think much of it. I don't think it's particularly bad, just hey, if I choke on air tonight, bring me to the promised land! Unfortunately, this is it.

[–] lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 5 months ago

This is even darker! The one I quoted is arguably just a filler to get enough syllables for the line. Depending on your image of God, it's just "of cause he does". Your version elaborates on the idea much more

[–] kyonshi@dice.camp 8 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

@lugal @EfreetSK child mortality rates were pretty fucking high in earlier times. Around the time the original poem was published 40-50% of children under 15 died.

Only vaccines and modern medicine put this down to 4.2% globally in 2022, with the most developed countries reaching 0.3%

That is to say... that poem had a point.

Long-term Diagram of child mortality showing a sharp drop from 50% over most of hostory to close to 0-5% at current times

yup. childhood mortality was so high that average lifespan was 40-ish years, but life expectancy at age 20 would be 60-70 years old.

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 5 points 5 months ago (2 children)

This seems to be a mistranslation, because in German, β€œwenn” can mean both β€œif” and β€œwhen”, but it’s actually closer to β€œwhen”. If you really mean β€œif”, you use β€œfalls” instead of β€œwenn”.

So the intended meaning is in fact "tomorrow morning, when God wants it (ie. at the time God wants it), you will wake up again"

[–] lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I honestly never thought about it that way. It wasn't sung to me when I was little and I only know it from people who misunderstood it. But it's not closer to "when". It's the default for both. You can disambiguate it to "falls" or "sobald" but "wenn" is in both contexts the most common word.

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 2 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (3 children)

I can’t argue with that, because the German β€œwenn” is definitely more ambiguous than the English β€œwhen”, but since it’s a lullaby, you kinda have to assume that perhaps it’s leaning more on the positive side, because who on earth would want their baby to die in their sleep?

If Germans really were this cruel, they would have been wiped off the face of the earth a long time ago.

because who on earth would want their baby to die in their sleep?

actually, this exact thought was really calming to me when i was a kid (yes, the song was sung to me too):

if i die, at least i die in my sleep, where i wouldn't really be aware of it anyways, so i don't have to care about it. it's like, every human has to die sometime, but at least it can be in your sleep. and there's nothing you can do about it either, so you don't have to worry about it.

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[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

With music composed by Brahms.

[–] gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

i don't see in the slightest how that is related to the post?

[–] lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

It's taking a song to an unintended implication. "All I want for Christmas is you" implies how important you are, not that you aren't much. And the German lullaby implies that God will wake you up, not that he might decide not to. Another commenter pointed out that "if" could also be "when" so God will wake you when he sees fit.

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[–] Acidbath@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

why is it that germany produces the wierdest stuff for kids like isnt there a kids show thats just a grumpy bread loaf wishing he could die?

[–] lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 5 months ago

Bernd das Brot doesn't want to die. He just wants to be left alone and likes ingrain wallpaper

[–] HowAbt2day@futurology.today 2 points 5 months ago

I grew up during the Cold War, close enough to NYC that if it was bombed, I’d be fried. So this sentiment definitely had real meaning as a kid.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 53 points 5 months ago (3 children)
[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 3 points 5 months ago

Nerd!

(I am too, so.... Uhh... Hi)

[–] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 2 points 5 months ago

Thanks, first thing to pop into my mind.

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[–] SomeAmateur@sh.itjust.works 46 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (2 children)

This is how your brain works when you've got low self esteem

[–] Onomatopoeia@lemmy.cafe 11 points 5 months ago (1 children)

It's also a humorous take if you have healthy self-esteem.

Though you do make a good point.

[–] SomeAmateur@sh.itjust.works 2 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

You're not wrong it's absolutely still funny

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[–] WagnasT@lemmy.world 17 points 5 months ago

Some people are a lot, I don't want them.

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 12 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

If she wants everyone hearing the song, and she thinks that's not a lot, there might be no boundary to her greed

[–] BambiDiego@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

M'ar'ia Careigh the Greedy, Patron goddess of Song and Pagan Gifting.

Derives her power from retail worship, and every year becomes stronger and stronger.

Soon her greed threatens to devour not just the Turkey, but All Hallows Eve

[–] ripcord@lemmy.world 10 points 5 months ago (1 children)

She thinks you are not many things. She just wants one thing.

It is a comment on complexity+quantity of what she wants, not significance.

Gosh!

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That's encouraging.

All of my exes told me I was a lot, shortly before dumping me.

[–] HazardousBanjo@lemmy.world 8 points 5 months ago

She doesn't want a lot for Christmas.

Except poor people to stop complaining about the economic crisis preventing them from buying Sephora bullshit and protesting capitalism.

[–] AtariDump@lemmy.world 8 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 2 points 5 months ago (2 children)

For anyone looking for refuge: LIDL doesn't play music in their stores. No one knows why, but enjoy it

[–] elbiter@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

They do in Spain. Rot-tot-tot-tom. Rot-tot-tot-tom.

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 2 points 5 months ago
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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 7 points 5 months ago

I'm not a lot.

I'm Kenough.

[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago

But if anyone of us showed up to her house wrapped I bet she’d say different

[–] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 6 points 5 months ago

I mean, fair.

[–] Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 5 points 5 months ago

She's right tho...

[–] DarkCloud@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago

She's trying to be cute and sarcastic.

[–] ekZepp@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago
[–] CleoCommunist@lemmy.ml 3 points 5 months ago

SHE'S DEFROSTING AGAIN!!!

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 3 points 5 months ago

Don't listen to her Santa! All I want for Christmas is tits! And world pace and for ruzzian to become a nation of underwater basket weevers thar follows international laws including staying in their country and not invading others. But don't forget! Tits please!

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