Guy looks like he's about to drink some potion and really fuck some Romans up.
this post was submitted on 19 Nov 2025
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Ass for chin. Once you see it, it can't be unseen!
I'll take that over dick-nose EVERY time.
You were looking for it. Weren't you?
DAMMIT! You’re right 😡
I think he’d approve of the name of this platform.
How would they know he has a mustache and an ear piercing and that he had male pattern baldness? I can understand the shape of the face and such…
They got his face shape and then added styles that were documented to be popular at the time.
A bigger photo would surely show the onion on his belt
I wonder... did he ride an obnoxiously loud horse? Was his gambeson adorned with the stylized emblems of various troubadours and/or bandit gangs? Did he run a shady laudanum business from the back office of the local inn?
At that time the Anglo Saxons where foreigners among the Celtic Britons and their Romano British Culture. So he would probably be surprised, that no one is speaking Brittonic or Latin anymore. He might have gone to great length learning those native languages when he arrived in Britain and now people only speak a weird, very simplified baby version of his own West Germanic language with half the grammar and consonants taken out and the vowels all shifted around like a parody of his language.
Is that Lemmy from Motorhead, holding the Ace of Spades. Give me an AI prompt without giving me an AI prompt
He looks like that old guy building fences from the Clarkson's Farm
Gerald. That was my first thought.
He looks like he'd like to do two chicks at the same time. I bet if he were a millionaire, he could hook that up.
I hear chicks dig dudes with money... well, maybe not all chicks, but the kinds that'd double up on a due like him, at least.
God, I bet those replies were a cesspit
Its such a shame, since instead of being about adapting to modern technology it becomes about dog whistles and exclusionary politics.
Looks more like a gaul to me.
ikr he and Obelix oughta go bash some Romans.
I know plenty of people in Frankish Germany that look like that guy!
I think they got the neckline wrong. This guy definitely wears a deep-V.
he looks like every mid 30s guy that refuses to age and that buys 12$ coffee at local coffee shops because they can definitely taste the difference
mid 30? mid 50 at least.
Thats just Davey havoc in 2025
At least he had access to a proto-bassguitar.
That…that’s just Derrick. I just talked to him at work this morning.
Don't leave us hanging, what does he think of England today?
He'd complain about immigrants taking his job as an unemployed drunk man.
For that, they got horses, back then, and they called themselves Knight (as in Knight Rider) … or so I heard.