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[–] gmtom@lemmy.world 27 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I am again azking people to not call any woman with black hair a goth.

[–] halvar@lemy.lol 10 points 1 day ago

sounds like goth denialism

[–] Themosthighstrange@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

What about black lipstick, can we call them goths?

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 35 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Only people of Germanic origin can be real Goths, for everyone else it’s just sparkling depression.

South East Europeans from the 5th century in shamble.

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 95 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Couple changes: polyamorous femboy hooters furry twink, any EV under 50k, and bad dragon lube instead of zyn

I could be more picky, but those are the major adjustments necessary

[–] Alcoholicorn@mander.xyz 31 points 2 days ago (1 children)

What coward is downvoting this?

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 19 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Some just don't know the true euphoria of riding a femboy fox. Poor souls, they are.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 15 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Or they had one burn down their house and fuck their sister and are still sore about it.

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

...need to talk about anything? :p

I literally just fucking did.

[–] blarghly@lemmy.world 15 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I would like to reinstate the government mandated goth gf, remove the government mandated part, remove the government entirely, keep the polyamorous part, replace the house on 2% interest with a hand-built communal living arrangement with chickens and a workshop with too much sawdust, swap the EV for a nice E-bike, and trade half the lube for a pirate flag - but only half!

[–] GregorGizeh@lemmy.zip 7 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

But if the goth GFs are state mandated it implies every human being should have one for a life worth living, which checks out.

[–] FarmTaco@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

we're gonna need a lot more goth breeding pens

[–] blarghly@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

Literally as necessary as cheese

[–] NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

What are you going to do with half a pirate flag?

[–] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 4 points 2 days ago

Wardrobe for the goth gf.

[–] Themosthighstrange@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Who else really wants a femboy hooters?

wonder if all it takes is opening hooters franchise and hire femboys, and if corporate complains say it's because gender discrimination laws and sue them instead so ALL hooters become femboy hooters.

[–] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 7 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Sir, while I do think that, broadly speaking, your proposition does have merits, there is a point that I would like clarified, as I feel it is the linchpin of this particular proposal's success or failure.

This goth gf you mentioned: are her tiddies big? Is she a big tiddie goth gf, or are her tiddies of a normal size? While I do not think there is anything wrong with a goth gf without big tiddies, I think it is important that those potential goth gds who have big tiddies are not excluded from this proposal, as the size of one's tiddies should not define them, and tiddies are delightful regardless of size.

[–] noxypaws@pawb.social 3 points 19 hours ago

clearly not much of a foot guy, huh?

[–] FarmTaco@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

one does not discriminate among goth gfs based on tiddies, its a core tenet of the nation

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Keep the big ones, I want a goth gf that's flat as a board.

[–] Masamune@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

If the costco gold card is just a hot dog, I won't be a member for very long.