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[–] gmtom@lemmy.world 9 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

I am again azking people to not call any woman with black hair a goth.

[–] Themosthighstrange@lemmy.world 7 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

What about black lipstick, can we call them goths?

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 11 points 13 hours ago

Only people of Germanic origin can be real Goths, for everyone else it’s just sparkling depression.

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 78 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Couple changes: polyamorous femboy hooters furry twink, any EV under 50k, and bad dragon lube instead of zyn

I could be more picky, but those are the major adjustments necessary

[–] Themosthighstrange@lemmy.world 2 points 16 hours ago

Who else really wants a femboy hooters?

[–] Alcoholicorn@mander.xyz 24 points 1 day ago (1 children)

What coward is downvoting this?

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Some just don't know the true euphoria of riding a femboy fox. Poor souls, they are.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Or they had one burn down their house and fuck their sister and are still sore about it.

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

...need to talk about anything? :p

I literally just fucking did.

[–] blarghly@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I would like to reinstate the government mandated goth gf, remove the government mandated part, remove the government entirely, keep the polyamorous part, replace the house on 2% interest with a hand-built communal living arrangement with chickens and a workshop with too much sawdust, swap the EV for a nice E-bike, and trade half the lube for a pirate flag - but only half!

[–] GregorGizeh@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

But if the goth GFs are state mandated it implies every human being should have one for a life worth living, which checks out.

[–] FarmTaco@lemmy.world 4 points 16 hours ago

we're gonna need a lot more goth breeding pens

[–] blarghly@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Literally as necessary as cheese

[–] NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

What are you going to do with half a pirate flag?

[–] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 4 points 1 day ago

Wardrobe for the goth gf.

[–] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 4 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

Sir, while I do think that, broadly speaking, your proposition does have merits, there is a point that I would like clarified, as I feel it is the linchpin of this particular proposal's success or failure.

This goth gf you mentioned: are her tiddies big? Is she a big tiddie goth gf, or are her tiddies of a normal size? While I do not think there is anything wrong with a goth gf without big tiddies, I think it is important that those potential goth gds who have big tiddies are not excluded from this proposal, as the size of one's tiddies should not define them, and tiddies are delightful regardless of size.

[–] FarmTaco@lemmy.world 6 points 16 hours ago

one does not discriminate among goth gfs based on tiddies, its a core tenet of the nation

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 3 points 14 hours ago

Keep the big ones, I want a goth gf that's flat as a board.

[–] Masamune@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

If the costco gold card is just a hot dog, I won't be a member for very long.