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What is this guy thinking lmao ๐Ÿฅด๐Ÿค”

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These guys cannot help but tell on themselves.

[โ€“] Tempus_Fugit@midwest.social 14 points 5 days ago

The funny part about this couple is she obviously wears the pants and commands the relationship. These two are weirdos.

[โ€“] Jinarched@lemmy.ca 14 points 5 days ago

Skill issue

[โ€“] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 11 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[โ€“] AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world 11 points 5 days ago

And they seriously fucking wonder why women don't want to date them? Are they serious?...??

[โ€“] BigBenis@lemmy.world 10 points 5 days ago

They perceive any act in service to anybody but themselves as weakness. People say they're like this because they're afraid of being seen as feminine and that may be true for some but I think many others just want to live in a world where they have no accountability and can take whatever they want while being praised by the people around them for the scraps they leave behind.

[โ€“] suddenlyme@lemmy.zip 6 points 4 days ago

I love that for them

[โ€“] Hawanja@lemmy.world 8 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Fellas, is it gay to breathe?

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[โ€“] altphoto@lemmy.today 3 points 4 days ago

Amish rules....education restricted to 8th grade since you don't need any more than that.

[โ€“] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 2 points 3 days ago

It's gay if you're watching me do it, f-boy.

[โ€“] Jumpropegazing@lemmy.zip 7 points 4 days ago

i had someone call me a cuck for saying men should also do domestic labour n not treat their partners like servants lmfao

[โ€“] mech@feddit.org 7 points 5 days ago

If giving my wife orgasms is gay, then call me a faggot.

[โ€“] UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world 7 points 5 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Any kind of pleasure I feel or give is gay, so everyone else should feel the same and suffer because gay is bad. These people and their egos ๐Ÿ™„

[โ€“] Rakonat@lemmy.world 8 points 5 days ago

Guys is fucking your wife and pulling out gay?

[โ€“] Chick0nPlayz@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago (3 children)

So do they not have sex or does she just not orgasm?

[โ€“] BlueMagma@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 days ago

I'm guessing she is not interested anymore apart from when making babies. He will discover later that she was in fact having sex with someone else probably

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