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[–] Bennyboybumberchums@lemmy.world 73 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Yeah, being gay isnt the issue. Being a massive prick that attacks LGBT people while doing LGBT things is the issue. The fun part is, you can now say the Trump is the very first LGBT President. In fact, I encourage everyone to celebrate him as the first LGBT president. Give him an LGBT lifetime achievement award for becoming the first LGBT president... He'll have a fucking stroke lol.

[–] andros_rex@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago

Give him a nice shiny statue, then take it away and give it to Obama after further consideration, because Obama has admitted to fantasizing about men.

Guarantee it would lead to him raving about how much better he is at having sex with men.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago

Oh he had a fucking stroke alright...

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[–] QuantumTickle@lemmy.zip 127 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Would this make Donald Trump the first LGBTQ+ president?

[–] sin_free_for_00_days@sopuli.xyz 70 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Or does Clinton get to be both the first LGBTQ+ and first black president?

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

He's one away from the trifecta! Just needs to show us his cooch now.

[–] EtAl@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

He does all the time. It's right under his chin.

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[–] notaviking@lemmy.world 22 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Abraham Lincoln, also Republican President, was probably the first

[–] eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone 53 points 1 day ago* (last edited 6 hours ago) (2 children)

James Buchanan* was in a glass closet and won the election in 1836. Lifelong bachelor with a very close roommate.

Andrew Jackson called it out publicly.

James Madison was notoriously horny, who knows what he got up to?

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Nah, Bill Clinton

[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 9 points 1 day ago (3 children)
[–] Alcoholicorn@mander.xyz 2 points 21 hours ago

You understand that's not any better right?

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[–] 87Six@lemmy.zip 10 points 1 day ago (2 children)

What the fuck happened again? Who gave who a bj and why's it funny? I can't keep up, man.

[–] OccamsRazer@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Nothing actually happened. It's like the jd Vance couch thing.

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[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It’s still homophobic, unless it’s about a homophobic shitheel being a massive hypocrite.

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[–] blave@lemmy.world 47 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Sucking your buddy’s dick does not make you gay

And it is, you know, fun

[–] notaviking@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Abraham Lincoln, also Republican President, supports this message

[–] blave@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

Whatever gets you through your buddy sucking your dick…

[–] Tracaine@lemmy.world 26 points 1 day ago

Bro-job, bro-job, Choo Choo!

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 8 points 1 day ago

That's why presidents travel so much! The brojobs!

Brazil, you want free trade right? Can't find the micropenis? Fine! Unzip mah man!

[–] DJKJuicy@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Wonder how the OTC actually feels about this?

[–] MTZ@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Over the counter (meds)?

That's all I got. What is OTC?

[–] modus@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Occupational Therapy Centers. Sometimes fellaltio is theraputic. It's not appropriate to shame someone for engaging in it. Unless it's Trump. Then it's hilarious.

[–] MTZ@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Is there any way to rope my insurance into this and get them to pay for said fellatio? I need therapy.

[–] modus@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

You need a note from your local Madame.

[–] DJKJuicy@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The guy in the meme is the Original Tribal Chief Joe "Roman Reigns" Anoa'i...The OTC.

I really could have gone my whole life without knowing his political beliefs. I don't like politics in my wrasslin'. But since he felt like he had to share and this is a political meme, that question came naturally to me.

[–] MTZ@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Ahhh, I see.

[–] Nomorereddit@lemmy.today 1 points 1 day ago

That's ridiculous, Americans aren't homophobic....unless the wnba comes up.

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