McGruff proving, once again, that all cops are bastards.
this post was submitted on 13 Nov 2025
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The clown claimed he was "cleaning his shotgun," while it was fucking loaded. I would give his dog a treat for making attempt to get rid of an idiot gun owner.
AGAIN????
Looking for stats, I found this:
https://open.substack.com/pub/armedwithreason/p/dog-shoots-person-again
The only thing that stops a bad guy with a gun is a good boy with a gun
Owner shot from behind by their own shotgun due to negligent firearm storage. Dog didn't shoot shit.
That's just what somebody associated with BIG DOG would say.
The fucking dumbass, " I'm gonna clean my shotgun, but let me make sure it's loaded first "
Once they get a taste for blood, they never stop.
Prequel to the critically acclaimed 'Hobo with a Shotgun' we present to you: 'Dog with a Shotgun'.
Looking at the news I would guess American houses are buit mostly out of loaded firerarms coddled together by zipties. And oversized fridges.
Similar words: coddled is treated carefully, cobbled is poorly constructed.
And those fridges show ads now
Hey! I will have you know, mine also involves copious amounts of knives, duct tape, and drywall joint compound.
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Pretty dumb to keep a round chambered.
My father, an NRA ~~member~~ sucker that claims gun safety first, leaves a 12g fully loaded (buckshot) with one in the chamber and safety off in a soft bag with the zipper open right under him while he sleeps. He also has Parkinsons.
You're giving these people way too much credit by presuming they do any form of critical thinking.
You mean its not clipped into a swivel bracket on the underside of the slats for when your new partner escapes having his brains blown out in a bathtub?!
How will we know whether he's surgical with that bitch, Jake?!
He also has Parkinsons.
You can't make this shit up lmao
Yea... that's the scariest, darkest part of it. He's also the guy standing next to you in the grocery store line proudly displaying his Glock on his hip. No idea how he carries that (i.e., chambered, hammer cocked, safety on? no clue). Imagine if something went down that actually warranted the use of the pistol while you're standing in line...
Number one rule of weapons safety, treat every weapon as if it were NERF.
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I'm not American but even I know you need to keep your dogs secured in a dog safe when you're not using them. It's just basic dog safety
Guns don't kill people. Dogs with guns kill people.
This will be the most American thing I've read all 2025.
He forgot to buy a second gun to stop his dog from using his first gun against him.
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I feel like if your dog shoots you thats your own damn fault.
Not in US. In US gun owners are never responsible for what happens with their guns. It can be the kid's fault, the dog's fault or even fault of the gun itself but it's never the gun owner's fault.
You're right, I forgot about the Dick Cheney rule.
Remember kids, when you're a powerful politician and you shoot your friend in the face, remember to drag your friend and his family around on a PR campaign so they can apologize to you for the time you shot them.
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Why was a loaded gun on the bed? That seems like terrible firearm safety.
The dumbass was cleaning it with it loaded...
Fun fact! 90% of gun owners treat firearms like this!
WHO DOWNVOTED THIS JESUS CHRIST
LMAOOOO
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