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Dog shoots owner in the back after jumping on shotgun left on bed: Police (abcnews.go.com)

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[–] Qwel@sopuli.xyz 48 points 3 days ago (4 children)

Looking at the news I would guess American houses are buit mostly out of loaded firerarms coddled together by zipties. And oversized fridges.

[–] Infinite@lemmy.zip 26 points 3 days ago

Similar words: coddled is treated carefully, cobbled is poorly constructed.

[–] Bongles@lemmy.zip 13 points 3 days ago

And those fridges show ads now

[–] dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago

Hey! I will have you know, mine also involves copious amounts of knives, duct tape, and drywall joint compound.

[–] Poik@pawb.social 3 points 3 days ago

Can confirm. My anti intruder body pillow is a little uncomfortable sometimes.