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[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

Do they still need a doctors diagnosis to put this person into a padded cell?

[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 7 points 1 day ago

Just get the magnets wet and they won't work

[–] andros_rex@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I only managed a “D” in E&M (why are surface integrals). Do I have to detransition?

[–] myotheraccount@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Because there are surfaces. Make everything perfectly uniform, and they vanish.

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[–] Holyginz@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Dont think he has to worry, he has no brain for anything to be sucked out of.

[–] blave@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago

It’s a shame that doesn’t actually work

[–] skiguy0123@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Morphite88@thelemmy.club 2 points 1 day ago
[–] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] tourist@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

SHIT BRO LOOK OUT

A GANG OF LINUX KERNEL CONTRIBUTORS ARE APPROACHING YOUR HOUSE

THEY'RE HAULING AN IMPROVISED MRI SCANNER

[–] KindnessIsPunk@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 day ago

This is how God rays are made, still think it's worth it?

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago
[–] PoopSpiderman@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

I went through a powerful magnet phase. Could I just carry one around sucking god from people’s brains? What do I do with god once god has been removed? Are the magnets I have already lousy with god? I don’t think I was given an accurate description of god as a kid or something.

[–] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 day ago

I think this guy heard about the god helmet, which is real, and then the delusion took over.

The helmet apparently causes religious experiences, not remove your ability to have them, but then again this guy is a fucking lunatic so.

don't give me ideas

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