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[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 20 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Labradoodle:

stares at photographer while slightly out of focus

[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

100% that labradoodle's face is saying "fuck now she's gonna be asking me when I'm gonna propose for the next six months"

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago (3 children)

What did the bush say, exactly?

[–] Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

"Please help me."

HOLY FUCK A TALKING BUSH

"Listen, I just got pissed on by a sadistic Labradoodle and it won't stop staring at me. Don't panic but it's right behind you..."

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 21 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

"TAKE OFF YOUR SANDALS. THIS IS SACRED GROUND."

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 16 points 2 days ago

"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we."

August 2004.

I enjoy mushrooms too

[–] cyrano@piefed.social 5 points 2 days ago

Enjoy life. Nothing wrong to admire the plants 🌱

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 2 points 2 days ago

Seattle says what?

[–] slothrop@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 days ago

I still think it's making fun of labradoodles, tho'.