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[–] snowby@lemmy.ca 154 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Damn don't take away some of their nothing.

[–] Sciaphobia@sh.itjust.works 54 points 4 days ago (1 children)

He will probably authorize their back pay and then steal it. Why not, he gets away with literally anything.

[–] Whostosay@sh.itjust.works 8 points 4 days ago

I'm legitimately surprised every single day that he doesn't invent the only 100 Trillion dollar bill.

[–] olbaidiablo@lemmy.ca 25 points 3 days ago

This reminds me of this idiot manager we had at work once. He said he was going to lean on our vendors to get better prices. What ended up happening was the vendors one by one decided it wasn't worth it until only one was left, they realized they had a monopoly and doubled their prices every quarter for the next 3 quarters. This is the problem with idiots who have never had a real job, they don't understand how regular people think or what their motivations are.

[–] SeeMarkFly@lemmy.ml 113 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (9 children)

Question: Who is he happy with?

Answer: Underage girls.

Solution: Release the Epstein files.

[–] Scubus@sh.itjust.works 20 points 4 days ago

Epstein files? Never heard of em.

OH YOU MEAN THE TRUMP FILES, gotcha

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[–] TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com 70 points 4 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

The quiet quitting of ATC got the attention of the senate and congress.

Seems that Americans should just go on strike for like ... three days.

Three days of "WhAT's An EcONoMy ?" would get some attention.

Three days of no starbucks. No flight attendants. No UBERS. No amazon deliveries. No teachers. No grocery stores. No gas stations. No "admins". No truck drivers.

Seems like three days of sit down and let them do it themselves would work.

[–] Wispy2891@lemmy.world 25 points 4 days ago (1 children)

It would be just easier, in an event of shutdown, to freeze all the assets of all members of Congress and Senate. You'll see how fast they'll reach an agreement when it's their money on the table and not someone else's.

[–] Carighan@piefed.world 9 points 4 days ago

Pay all federal employees from the personal money of the current administration if they fuck up something like the federal budget. 💡

[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 9 points 4 days ago

strikes with an end date are ineffective.

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 41 points 4 days ago (3 children)

not an air traffic controller but I assume it's a pretty high demand job. would be a shame if all controllers started a general strike and froze air traffic for weeks just to prove a point.

not like this administration could entice anyone outside the US to work in this shithole anyway.

what's the worst they'll do? chain you to the desk and make you work at gunpoi-- yeah... they'd probably do that...

[–] NotJohnSmith@feddit.uk 21 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I'm not american but I think "the worse they can do" is the issue here, they introduced laws allowing atc to be imprisoned if they strike. Their options really are limited to claiming to be unwell

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 12 points 4 days ago (1 children)

could just quit.

"sorry, I've decided to a change in careers is beneficial to my health."

[–] NotJohnSmith@feddit.uk 14 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Good idea, I read somewhere that's happening already with normal resignations being 1-2/day being closer to 20/day

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

that's impressive tbh. with numbers like that though it would take almost two years for a collapse to happen.

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 6 points 4 days ago

Mid air collisions will happen much sooner than that.

[–] XeroxCool@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago (5 children)

They went on strike in the Reagan era and then got fired and replaced.

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 9 points 3 days ago

"I know, we'll replace them with AI!"

✈️💥

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

may have worked then, but I doubt it will work this time.

[–] NauticalNoodle@lemmy.ml 4 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

then got fired and replaced.

From what i've heard the numbers never actually came back. All of them got fired but only some of them got replaced. I suspect most current ATC's know this. Nobody is gonna want to work that thankless job if the fed is firing everybody because they wont resolve the poor working conditions every few decades.

[–] FlyingCircus@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

And Reagan made it illegal for them to strike ever again.

[–] Rooster326@programming.dev 3 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

They didn't just get fired.

They were black listed from ALL federal government positions. That includes being an Air Traffic Controller. Now Bill Clinton eventually lifted the ban but that took 12 years and even then - very very few were hired back.

[–] Cocodapuf@lemmy.world 11 points 3 days ago

what's the worst they'll do? chain you to the desk and make you work at gunpoi-- yeah... they'd probably do that...

Yeah, he probably would. Luckily He doesn't have enough ICE agents to do that. And as ICE is his only personal army, that's the force he'd have to use.

In other words, he's all talk, he's out of cards to play here.

[–] bagsy@lemmy.world 32 points 4 days ago (2 children)

He hates to be told no. Everyone hear that? The word no really irritate trump.

[–] XTL@sopuli.xyz 12 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] SereneSadie@lemmy.myserv.one 12 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Fascists hate the concept of 'no'. They can't comprehend not being obeyed.

On another note, Bede Polding College in Australia decided to hand out an on-the-spot suspension for saying 'no' to a teacher some years back.

Funny that.

Maybe I am a violent Californian but if I was in a college that would suspend me for saying no to a teacher I'm going to punch someone at that point. May as well earn that suspension.

[–] tal@lemmy.today 45 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (2 children)

Strong words for a man who travels by personal aircraft even when he's not President and whose priority in holding patterns is up to the discretion of air traffic controllers.

[–] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 20 points 4 days ago

Keep him up there until he's low on fuel then have him turn around.

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[–] Bennyboybumberchums@lemmy.world 18 points 4 days ago

Ugh, three more years of this shit. I dont want to age faster, but fuck me, Ill happily speed run this just to never hear about this cunt again.

[–] ameancow@lemmy.world 25 points 4 days ago (3 children)

America is developing a long, weird, disappointing history of hating on air traffic controllers. Wild move singling out such a small field of people who have such massively important roles in managing not just our travelers but all of our air-shipped goods and products.

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 7 points 4 days ago

In what is a highly trained, extremely stressful job with more direct responsibility than a typical cardiologist. But we value people who shuffle papers on Wall Street 20-2000x more.

Just wait for Musk to offer an AI solution.

[–] bagsy@lemmy.world 9 points 4 days ago

Rich people just dont like being told no. The rich want to fly, and they are absolutely livid that the poors are saying no.

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[–] apftwb@lemmy.world 23 points 4 days ago

Those ATC guys should really consider forming a union...

[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 25 points 4 days ago

Fuck that guy

[–] YurkshireLad@lemmy.ca 23 points 4 days ago (1 children)

THANKYOUFORYOURATTENTIONINTHISMATTER!

[–] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world 12 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

- DJT (President (USA))

[–] Bluefalcon@discuss.tchncs.de 21 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Air Traffic Control is undermaned. They have some of the crazies requirements to getting a job and forced retirement. All this was due to Reagen in 1981. That ws 44 years ago and we still haven't fixed this damage. Add the increased influence by private companies and I will be driving or walking everywhere.

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[–] Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 points 4 days ago (2 children)
[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 12 points 4 days ago

Fart on the meal

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[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 16 points 4 days ago

Anybody whose dealt with trump can tell you he's hardest on the people that don't fight him. If air traffic controllers don't make a stand he's going to fuck them over hard.

[–] circuitfarmer@lemmy.world 14 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Basic capitalism, Donnie: you pay, people work. You don't pay, people don't work.

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[–] NauticalNoodle@lemmy.ml 4 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

I think as a child I dreamed of being an air traffic controller, but then I learned the movie, Pushing Tin was not real life, and I can't stand on a runway under a landing jetliner even if I have the credentials.

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[–] sleepmode@lemmy.world 11 points 4 days ago

When he gets upset, he's playing his hand. I hope the call-outs completely fuck up the holiday flights so he continues to feel the heat from it.

Good. Let him be unhappy. I support any ATC workers not working while unpaid.

[–] Blumpkinhead@lemmy.world 11 points 4 days ago

What a soggy sack of shit.

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