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Trump threatens to ‘dock’ already unpaid air traffic controllers who call out sick: ‘I am NOT HAPPY WITH YOU’ (www.independent.co.uk)

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[–] NauticalNoodle@lemmy.ml 4 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

I think as a child I dreamed of being an air traffic controller, but then I learned the movie, Pushing Tin was not real life, and I can't stand on a runway under a landing jetliner even if I have the credentials.

[–] Rooster326@programming.dev 2 points 3 days ago

I can't stand on a runway under a landing jetliner even if I have the credentials.

They will let you do it at least once