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[–] SeeMarkFly@lemmy.ml 113 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (3 children)

Question: Who is he happy with?

Answer: Underage girls.

Solution: Release the Epstein files.

[–] Scubus@sh.itjust.works 20 points 4 days ago

Epstein files? Never heard of em.

OH YOU MEAN THE TRUMP FILES, gotcha

[–] ameancow@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Solution: Release the Epstein files.

While I agree with you, at this point, do we really think it will be any kind of solution? Do we really think any consequence will actually come from it even if we have explicit evidence?

At this point, the fukkin Epstein files are the distraction. They are emptying out our coffers and dashing our world reputation to the rocks and gutting our most basic social services to keep us alive and healthy and have ended programs that would have otherwise kept millions of people alive around the world. They are doing things that will literally lead to the death and suffering of millions and millions of human beings.

[–] Carighan@piefed.world 5 points 4 days ago

Yeah but he ought to be relentlessly hounded with questions about them every time he interacts with anybody else.

Just because of how much it'd aggravate him. The guy is old. Just needs a little extra push. A little more.

[–] OrteilGenou@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)

You can't dock with girls, duh

[–] talentedkiwi@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I'm fairly certain I dock with my wife.... If you know what I mean.

So trump certainly docked with girls.

[–] cowfodder@lemmy.world 8 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] talentedkiwi@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)