I got by with one set until I started DMing. Ever since then, dice make up about 70% of my carbon footprint.
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Ya, well, I have a goblin brain, and I need all the pretty click-clacks.
Okay, your spell hits, now roll 12d6 for damage
That's why you buy a box of 36 small d6.
And then 5e came along and changed half the spells to use d8s instead.
My eyeballs don't do small dice anymore
Wesley Treat made a set that might be more your speed on YouTube.
I assume a piped bot will shortly appear with that link.
Chessex (and I assume others) also have sets of 12 d6s in the same size boxes as the 7 dice sets usually come in
Under communism, we will have one big dice and everyone will get to roll it.
From each according to their ability, to each according to their needs.
So the Barbarian gets all the d12s, is what I'm hearing
Linking every TTRPG thing directly back to D&D is system reductionism! Under communism, there won't be D&D as we know it because it promotes and valorizes monarchism!
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A screenshot of a Tweet by "castle mac steven" @CastleMacSteven
Me: *buying dice at the game store.*
Clerk: Sure you only want the one set?
Me: yep! It's got all of the 7 dice I'll ever need for #dnd
Clerk: okay then! *under their breath: "See you soon"*
Me: what?
Clerk: what?
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Besides damage dice you'll need at minimum two different D20 sets for DnD. One extra so the bad set can sit in Dice Jail™ until it's learned it's lesson.
It comes in lbs? I'm getting one
But you already got one!
rolls up to the register with an entire cart full of D6 boxes
"Gonna be playing Shadowrun this weekend."
I'm not into pen and paper rpgs (though i'm curios about them), but if you need a bunch of dice, why not use an app?
If I was going to rob myself of rolling thousand dice, I'd just play video games.
In a nutshell: rolling cool looking dice in a groovy dice tower is just absolutely pleasant.
I can't swim through an app like Scrooge McDuck in his vault.
RPGs for me are a great way to not look any devices or screens for a few hours. Paper character sheet, physical dice, books and a pencil.
God i wanna get into shadowrun, but I don't want to learn shadowrun
Having learned it: I totally feel you. The books are laid out like shit.
worst part is i'd absolutely be the DM. having read a little of the book i feel like i could just learn whatever role i want to take pretty easily (lets go decker), but keeping everything in my head at once as a dm? a lot less simple
could just learn whatever role i want to take pretty easily (lets go decker)
Lol. Decker is probably the most complicated, confusing thing in the game because of how cyberspace mechanics work, and how it splits between two different combat scenarios when you have other characters in meat space while the decker is in cyberspace. Not just for the players, but especially the DM.
I actually still play 3rd edition, as the introduction of the wireless world in 4th makes this stuff even more confusing.
When I started DMing I bought a couple of packs on Ebay in order to have color coded dice for my players.
Then when I started playing, I bought myself 2 sets of really nice metal dice from Etsy.
Now I don't have the urge to buy any more dice, because there just is no need.
Me buying a 120 dice set:
That outta get me started
Hey baby, it is time to buy more dices!
Dicorini*