this seems like a fun item to hide in someone's home
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Hide that in a wall with a 10 yr battery.
Driving myself slowly mad as the batteries in it die and he says MAGA every 2 minutes.
Plays 12 Pre-Recorded Phrases: Includes “We will make America great again” and 11 other phrases in his distinctive voice.
You could get lucky maybe it has "Get those lights off, turn them off, they're too bright"
Ideally off the top of my head I think my top 12 Trump quotes I'd put on a clock would be:
- 12: Bing bing, bong bong
- 1: I’m speaking with myself, number one, because I have a very good brain and I’ve said a lot of things
- 2: Where's gays for Trump?
- 3: Wow. I didn’t know that. I just — you’re telling me now for the first time. She led an amazing life. What else can you say?
- 4: I tested positively toward negative, right?
- 5: You see the mob takes the Fifth. If you're innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?
- 6: We love Puerto Rico
- 7: I have never seen a thin person drinking diet coke
- 8: I stopped eight wars in eight months. Did I get a Nobel Prize? No.
- 9: Let's put her with the rifle standing there with nine barrels shooting at her, okay? Let's see how she feels about it when the guns are trained on her face.
- 10: Why would Kim Jong-Un insult me by calling me old, when I would never call him short and fat? Oh well, I try so hard to be his friend and maybe someday that will happen
- 11: Stop the count!
Anyways, it's $18 and I'm putting it on my Christmas list if anyone cares
3: Wow. I didn’t know that. I just — you’re telling me now for the first time. She led an amazing life. What else can you say?
🎵 Blue jean baby...
Sad, "I'm gonna come" didn't make the cut.
Honestly I think like 2, 3, 4, 6, 7, and 10 could probably be replaced with more numeral sounding Trump quotes I just couldn't think of any. I know for sure he has probably said something for most of those numbers like "They met the goal of 2 percent. We call them the “2 percenters.” Someday, we’ll raise it to 3 percent and 4 percent, maybe. But, right now, we have it."
Back in high school a friend of mine had a novelty scarface lighter that said "say hello to my little friend" every time you opened it, at some point it started playing constantly, and once the battery started dying the audio played slower/warped, but instead of doing anything to fix it or silence it he just stuffed it in the bottom of his sock drawer to muffle it, so when I spent the night for the first time I could hear the faint but unmistakable sound of a strange voice speaking unintelligibly in the dark, and he didn't bother warning me about it either so I thought his house was haunted for most of one night
The guy across the hall at my work has one of those, surprisingly loud.
what phrases does it do i need to know
If it doesn't have "You're fired!" it's absolutely trash IMO.
Sorry, didn’t see your reply, the one he has just says “We will make America great again!” Twice on the hour. At first from across the hall the “we” sounded like a loud squeak, so it was squeak will make America great again!
Rooting through my grandfather's attic and finding, to my horror, a half dozen hitler funko pops
It's so easy to grift Americans. Holy shit
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A lot of people are saying it's— (robot voice) FOUR O'CLOCK PM. A lot of people are saying that. They're saying "Mr President it's— (robot voice) FOUR O'CLOCK PM.