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"Jesus christ"

Yes this is a real strip club ad for a place named The Mouse's Ear.

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[–] Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 104 points 5 months ago (1 children)

They shouldn't have done this, it's in horrible taste. That being said, "Bend and SNAP for $500" would have been much more cleverer.

[–] themeatbridge@lemmy.world 38 points 5 months ago (1 children)

My kid's school is doing Legally Blonde Jr, the Musical, and I was shocked that Bend and Snap is going to be part of the show. Like, I'm not a pearl-clutching prude, but how are you going to make that appropriate for 12 year old girls?

Anyway, yes your pun was better, but it reminded me that this is going to be weird.

[–] Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, idk how you kidz bop the bend and snap. That'd be a no from me

[–] themeatbridge@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago

Like, how do you teach kids to do it? Show it to them, and critique their performance, without being a total creep. Big pile of nope from me.

[–] orbituary@lemmy.dbzer0.com 31 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Gross. Where is it so I don't accidentally go.

[–] swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 5 months ago

Address is at the bottom, though I can see why it might've been hard to notice

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

OP mentioned in the comments that it burned down a few years ago.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 10 points 5 months ago

I'm assuming it must have reopened, otherwise their foresight is incredible (although maybe not because they didn't foresee the fire).

[–] NatakuNox@lemmy.world 26 points 5 months ago
[–] benni@lemmy.world 23 points 5 months ago (1 children)

There's a Linux package manager joke to be made here, unfortunately I'm too sleepy to come up with it.

[–] wizzor@sopuli.xyz 17 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

snap install dignity

package not found, did you mean: humanity

[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 20 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I used to live right by there... I feel dirty

[–] A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 10 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

It burned down a few years back, Im not sure where it is anymore

Edit: oh hey friend ;)

[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 10 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I used to know a woman who worked there... Was let go just a few days before the place burned down. I've always wondered. Lol

Also, hey! Didn't realize it was you, I was too distracted with seeing something local on Lemmy. Lol. How've you been?

[–] A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Oh getting by :) hope youre doing well

[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I'm okay. Bouncing back and forth between here and my brother's down south.

Fell last night, dislocated my knee and broke two toes! Otherwise I reckon I'm alright. Lol.

[–] A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

Oh no, hope it heals quickly! 💜

[–] pticrix@lemmy.ca 14 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

some trumpian sleaze ball :

Because your difficulties are my opportunities!

[–] fiohnah@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 5 months ago