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[–] TheOwlbear@ttrpg.network 17 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Such rye humor. I'm glad they hammed it up, and the prosecutor couldn't cut the mustard. Lettuce see how this all comes out.

Pickles.

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 5 points 6 days ago

He was definitely in a pickle

[–] SoupBrick@pawb.social 15 points 6 days ago

Sandwiches were harmed in the making of this video

[–] takeda@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Because a salt with a deli weapon is not a crime.

[–] MTZ@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago

The DOJ really, really wanted it to be though.

[–] etherphon@lemmy.world 10 points 6 days ago (1 children)

He's just a po'boy from a po'family
Spare him his life from this monstrosity

[–] MTZ@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 3 points 6 days ago

Galileo Pimento

[–] BarrelAgedBoredom@lemmy.zip 9 points 6 days ago (1 children)

That isn't a po'boy. I am triggered

[–] MTZ@lemmy.world 7 points 6 days ago

I was fixating on that detail, as well.

[–] panic@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 6 days ago

Today I learned that Weekly World News still exists!

[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

He's gonna get so much drip on Grinder.

[–] thagoat@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 6 days ago

Say cheese!

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

He needs no sympathy.