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[–] mtpender@piefed.social 97 points 5 months ago (2 children)
[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 36 points 5 months ago

62 kb is Norton Utilities.

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[–] tenchiken@anarchist.nexus 81 points 5 months ago (1 children)

It's a hippy. On a road trip. It's memory is the size of a thimble. It's listening to hippy music.

And it's far out, man.

[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago

And it's far out, man.

[–] unphazed@lemmy.world 56 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Google would be the worst partner for any space related work. We plan on launching in 4 years. Oh, Google says they redesigned it, oh, now it needs updates. 3 years, 11 mo later... Google cancelled the program, we need to find another partner.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 32 points 5 months ago (1 children)

October 20st, 2023: NASA’s Voyager Team Focuses on Software Patch, Thrusters

The team is also uploading a software patch to prevent the recurrence of a glitch that arose on Voyager 1 last year. Engineers resolved the glitch, and the patch is intended to prevent the issue from occurring again in Voyager 1 or arising in its twin, Voyager 2.

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Voyager 1 and Voyager 2 have traveled more than 15 billion and 12 billion miles from Earth, respectively. At those distances, the patch instructions will take over 18 hours to travel to the spacecraft. Because of the spacecraft’s age and the communication lag time, there’s some risk the patch could overwrite essential code or have other unintended effects on the spacecraft. To reduce those risks, the team has spent months writing, reviewing, and checking the code. As an added safety precaution, Voyager 2 will receive the patch first and serve as a testbed for its twin. Voyager 1 is farther from Earth than any other spacecraft, making its data more valuable.

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[–] tomiant@piefed.social 9 points 5 months ago

"That is great to hear. I found the bug in your code. Here is an updated version that corrects it.

🧩 Source Code"

[–] leave_it_blank@lemmy.world 40 points 5 months ago (4 children)

That's impressive, but in the end there is only one question:

Can it run Crysis?

[–] TehBamski@lemmy.world 35 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I thought the benchmark was whether it can play Doom?

[–] transientpunk@sh.itjust.works 49 points 5 months ago (3 children)

No, everything can run Doom.

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 26 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Except ur mom because she's so fat she can't run.

Sorry, a joke from the Doom era escaped...

[–] idegenszavak@sh.itjust.works 8 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

Her pacemaker can run it though

[–] SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 7 points 5 months ago (2 children)
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[–] errer@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

If this computer from the 1950s can play DOOM, I’m gonna say there’s a good chance the Voyager computer can: https://youtu.be/no0CkQk7id0

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[–] AeonFelis@lemmy.world 33 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Voyager 3 will stop working halfway to Mars because it'll try to verify the subscription status with us-east-1 and get a timeout.

[–] eugenevdebs@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 5 months ago

And it'll blow up half way into the sky because it was sent up by SpaceX.

[–] url@lemmy.world 24 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Ok but what about the shareholders?

[–] Guilvareux@feddit.uk 11 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

No they’re still on Earth actually, though they’re running on software written in the 50s

[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago

"Space billionaires"

[–] SomethingBurger@jlai.lu 24 points 5 months ago (3 children)

15.7 billion miles (168 AU)

Americans will convert their miles to every yee yee ass unit under the sun before using metric.

[–] ezterry@lemmy.zip 42 points 5 months ago (1 children)

To be fair AU means more to me than miles or km in this case.. 168 times further from us than we are to the sun.

But since you want metric ~25.1 terameters.

[–] Threeme2189@lemmy.zip 18 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (7 children)

But since you want metric ~25.1 terameters.

You think you're being witty, but you've just unintentionally shown why the metric system is so good.

25.1 terameters => 25,100 gigameters => 25,100,000 kilometers.

Easy as pie.

Edit: Ahh crap, I forgot about megameters. It comes out to 25,100,000,000 km. Sorry for the metric ton of confusion.

[–] Thebular@lemmy.world 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)

You're missing a few zeroes there I think

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[–] Hadriscus@jlai.lu 6 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (2 children)

Your little off-by-one-thousand mistake is evidence that meters are ill-fitted for astronomy. au, al and pc exist for a reason

I checked and only au (astronomical unit) is listed in SI, while not being a SI unit per se

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[–] Devjavu@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Idk what these imperialist donkeys are talking about. 1 terameter is 10^6 kilometers. You're spot on.

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[–] Wolf314159@startrek.website 7 points 5 months ago

At that scale meters and miles are pretty close with respect to orders of magnitude, which is why practically everyone talks about these scales in AUs regardless of what units they actually used to do the science.

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[–] laranis@lemmy.zip 22 points 5 months ago (1 children)

But, but... How do we extract value from it? No micro transactions? No ad revenue? Can we sell it? Write it off as a loss? Is there at least a credit card reader so aliens can sign up for recurring payments?

[–] exasperation@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

It's a moonshot in that it has a very tiny likelihood of attracting alien intelligence that is such a game changer that it brings an unfathomable amount of wealth to our planet.

[–] Wilco@lemmy.zip 11 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Allien Intelligence = potential investors and potential shareholder value. They could also destroy the planet.

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[–] rayyy@piefed.social 21 points 5 months ago (2 children)

That's a long way still only 1/374th of a light year, to keep things in perspective.

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[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Amazon not mentioned because they’re down

[–] Z3k3@lemmy.world 13 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Don't let Microsoft get a pass azure went down last week too

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[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 11 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Someone will try to run Doom on it.

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[–] NotMyOldRedditName@lemmy.world 10 points 5 months ago (2 children)

I wonder if any aliens ever ran into this, if they'd be like wow, this tech is so low, let's not bother with who sent it.

Or if they'd be like, it looks like it took 100 years to get here, let's see what they did in 100 years.

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[–] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 9 points 5 months ago (1 children)

It was about that time when progress was abandoned for profit. We've been swirling down ever since.

[–] BossDj@piefed.social 5 points 5 months ago

We're almost to the trickle down phase. Hang in there

[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 8 points 5 months ago (1 children)

but can it run out of the solar system?

[–] ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 18 points 5 months ago (1 children)

It already did. Many times.

[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] Bhaelfur@lemmy.world 9 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Agree, hard to run with no legs in a vacuum.

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[–] bookmeat@lemmynsfw.com 6 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Sure, but how many football fields away is it?

there are no football fields in space, so zero

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