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[–] GreatAlbatross@feddit.uk 41 points 1 month ago

I don't get why they are all cosplaying a seedy man from the 70s.

[–] dumbass@aussie.zone 36 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

1: Inspector Moe Lestor

2: The Diddler

3: MBGAMAN

All three you could defeat with a conveniently placed sneeze.

Moe Lestor made me laugh. Good one.

[–] BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca 23 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I got from context and other memes that Tories are not liked, but now I finally understand why after seeing those three 🤢

[–] flamingos@feddit.uk 39 points 1 month ago (4 children)

The guy on the left defended sibling marriage on live telly, which is somehow taking the stereotype of a young Tory a bit far.

[–] TheRealKuni@piefed.social 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

”If you look at the number of birth defects among individuals that are father and daughter or brother and sister it’s about 57 per cent and although you might go oh that’s absolutely terrible I would note that those individuals wouldn’t exist at all if it weren’t for the marriages that created them so they’re no worse off.

“Sure the birth defects are bad relative to not having them but it’s better to have those birth defects and exist than to not exist at all.”

…what the fuck kind of logic is that? You can apply that to someone living with birth defects, you cannot use that as an excuse to not prevent birth defects.

[–] Junkers_Klunker@feddit.dk 8 points 1 month ago

He’s got a hot one for his sister prolly.

[–] alsaaas@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Holy, the glasses/hat combo don't do him any favours either in that regard

[–] Deathray5@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 1 month ago (2 children)

He looks like the trans milking guy

[–] flamingos@feddit.uk 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I swear to god, if this is human pet guy

Edit: It's fucking human pet guy

[–] alsaaas@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The what? (Am totally OOTL)

[–] flamingos@feddit.uk 9 points 1 month ago

It's human pet guy. You don't want to know.

[–] starchylemming@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

hold on you tell me this is not a joke post with fake people?

[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 1 points 1 month ago

Bet he'd criticise muslim sibling marriage, though... even though it doesn't exist

[–] teft@piefed.social 16 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Is everyone in your country the color of dish towels? Those boys need some sun.

[–] Obi@sopuli.xyz 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

They've seen the sun. Once, it was 2004, it's been grey out ever since.

[–] Flocklesscrow@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 month ago

All Summer in a Day

[–] BreadOven@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago

Are these actual photos of people? Please tell me this is AI.

[–] shath@hexbear.net 13 points 1 month ago

not allowed within 300m of a school looking asses

[–] NoPanko@feddit.uk 12 points 1 month ago

Guy on the left looks like a BDG character

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

Say what you will they all do look so british that I'm afraid to be on a different continent from them

[–] LadyCajAsca@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago
  1. most 'trustworthy' politician
  2. arrested for something
  3. is going to be arrested for something
[–] keepcarrot@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago

Over here in Australia we have the young liberals, and its exactly the same dorky groups. I'm not sure why there seems to be a memo for young conservative groups to produce "look at how badass we are, here's three of our members in suits" content, but I die a little inside every time I see it. From cringe. I die from cringe.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 7 points 1 month ago

There can't be TWO blue MAGAs. One of you is going to have to change.

[–] huf@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago

extreme m'lady energy

[–] syreus@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Look guys. There is nothing wrong with liking musical theatre. You don't know what you are missing. If you are some wannabe alphamale then go watch Moulin Rouge!, Cabaret, or even The Book of Mormon. Life is too short to not try everything you can. There are more serious ones but the ones I listed are very appealing to the average hetero man(Cabaret may be a little too gay in parts for some of you).

[–] beejboytyson@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

I really enjoyed Hamilton. Also most of the classics are musicals. Dude just never noticed.

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 1 points 1 month ago

I dislike musicals because I dislike the songs, not necessarily the subject matter. There's something about the narration-in-song-format that really turns me off. No idea why, but there we go.

[–] GraniteM@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

What is it with young people who look old?

Edit: Also, that is one hundred percent the seventh Doctor's question mark sweater.