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Maybe some kind of corn snake? He's in southern California, and the bike path was along the San Diego river.

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[–] lol_idk@piefed.social 177 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)
[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 28 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
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[–] Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 22 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

A 🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡

[–] khannie@lemmy.world 22 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

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[–] tal@lemmy.today 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I think that he's probably right, but there are legless lizards out there.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Legless_lizard

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Shouldn't drink so much then!

[–] rainbowbunny@slrpnk.net 8 points 1 week ago

Could be a worm

[–] lol_idk@piefed.social 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Honestly I think it might just be a garter snake with non average markings

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[–] PapaStevesy@lemmy.world 79 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] spongebue@lemmy.world 40 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Nope rope. More specifically, a danger noodle

[–] SolSerkonos@piefed.social 27 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

All the guesses are either Gopher Snake or Garter Snake, so probably not a danger noodle. Just a nope rope.

[–] spongebue@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

All snakes are danger noodles, except for cat snakes (which is a different kind of nope rope)

[–] SolSerkonos@piefed.social 16 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

My understanding was that all snakes are nope ropes, but only venomous ones are danger noodles. Is it the other way around?

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 weeks ago

You're correct. Nope, don't mess with nonvenomous snakes, for their sake.*

And really don't mess with venomous snakes, for your sake.

*Except if you're in the Everglades and you're absolutely sure it's an invasive Burmese python and not one of the native species the pythons have been eating to extinction. Then you should kill it quickly. But don't eat it, they contain a lot of mercury.

[–] PapaStevesy@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Idk, lemme ask the I Can Haz Cheeseburger cat

[–] SolSerkonos@piefed.social 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Excellent, straight to the highest possible authority.

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[–] foodandart@lemmy.zip 6 points 2 weeks ago

If you interacted with a smooth green snake - aka "grass snake" - (they're tiny) and checked out their color in the sun (it's gorgeous) - they'd maybe be less nope ropes and more dinky slinky..

But yes, the "danger noodles" are the venemous ones..

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[–] macarthur_park@lemmy.world 55 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 17 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

Weird description, rattle snakes aren’t aggressive either. Every one I’ve met has attempted to leave after announcing itself

[–] falidorn@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

I had one aggressively pursue a group of us (had a dog with us but I doubt that makes a difference). This was on the top of a mountain.

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[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 38 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

He's a snek

[–] LibertyLizard@slrpnk.net 31 points 2 weeks ago

Gopher snake I think?

[–] dhork@lemmy.world 24 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] grue@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

No bike on snek either.

I hope OP is asking to find out if it's non-venomous and safe to grab to remove from the path next time.

[–] foodandart@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 weeks ago

OP is a snek bro..

[–] WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

Don't trend on me

[–] EndOfLine@lemmy.world 24 points 2 weeks ago

I think it might be a Gopher Snake based off of the coloring and the pattern of the spots along its body.

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 22 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Since he's a gopher snek, he's probably someone's PA, off to fetch a half-caf oat milk latte. And he's harmless. Also, he's native to California. Leave him be.

https://www.calacademy.org/blogs/naturalist-notebook/ask-a-naturalist-rattlesnake-roundup

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[–] Wilco@lemmy.zip 22 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] anubis119@lemmy.world 18 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

If it had wheels, it'd be a bike.

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[–] Tempus_Fugit@midwest.social 14 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (3 children)

Google lens says gopher snake. Google lens and iNaturalist are great ways to help ID all kinds of animals, plants, and fungi.

Edit for clarification. Don't trust any of these image recognition algorithms. They get many things wrong, but they can help narrow down what a thing is.

[–] grue@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I don't think I'd trust image recognition enough for anything potentially dangerous (deciding if the snake is venomous, deciding if a mushroom is edible, etc.), but good suggestion for satisfying general curiosity!

[–] Tempus_Fugit@midwest.social 5 points 2 weeks ago

Yes, I don't trust any of them, but they can give you a general idea and you can narrow down yourself afterwards.

[–] starlinguk@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 week ago

EKANS

Moves silently and stealthily. Eats the eggs of birds, such as PIDGEY and SPEAROW, whole.

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[–] fort_burp@feddit.nl 6 points 2 weeks ago

Username checks out

Ah that's my workmate

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