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[–] lka1988@sh.itjust.works 59 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (3 children)

Man, you can do that at 5 MPH and get a similar reaction. A few thousand pounds of car moving at 5MPH carries way more momentum than people realize.

Edit: 5 MPH is a brisk walk. If you've run into a lamppost or a tree during a brisk walk, then you should understand what I mean.

[–] Grimtuck@lemmy.world 28 points 6 days ago (7 children)

The weight of the car has no impact (excuse the pun) on the momentum of its passengers.

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[–] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 13 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

They actually did something similar with a bus (the large long distance type) when I was in school. Hard brake at walking speed, pretty brutal. IIRC the lesson was to brace against the back of the seat in front of you when there's an imminent impact/brake event, though of course you usually don't know beforehand.

[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)

When I was doing my driving licence, here it's mandatory to visit a a slick course before you get your licence. In summer it's soap and oil or in the winter its ice and water.

Anyway, they had this tiny rig. A car seat, but it's on a rail, but the rail is only some 1m-1.5m (3-5ft) long, and on like a 5-15° angle, but it simulates a dead stop at like 10-20km/h or smth kinda low. And even that was pretty brutal.

[–] lka1988@sh.itjust.works 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)

That sounds wonderful. With the amount of total morons on the road today, this needs to be implemented in every US state.

[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Having seen some videos of North Americans (sans some Alaskans and Canadians) driving in snow, I wholeheartedly agree.

This is gonna come off as racist and sexist, but anyway, the day I was on the track, during winter, there was three of us in the car + the teacher. Me, my mate and a muslim woman who hadn't lived in Finland for too long, and was from a theocratic and patriarchic society. When it was her turn, and the teacher eventually pulled the handbrake just to simulate her losing control... she let go of the wheel, placed her hands on her eyes and started screaming. But she got over it by the end of the day, so...

[–] lka1988@sh.itjust.works 4 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Oof. I feel for her. That fight/flight/freeze response can be really hard to override, especially given her background.

I taught myself how to drive in the snow pretty soon after I got my license, in a 1991 FJ80 Land Cruiser with zero electronic aids. I figured out how to drift that pig through the whole church parking lot 😂, but being able to do that on my own was hugely beneficial to where I can now make my FWD cars perform better in the snow than most drivers here with 4WD. I just turn off traction control if it's too hairy... Sometimes you need that wheelspin.

[–] FiskFisk33@startrek.website 7 points 6 days ago

unless you find yourself between the car and a stationary object, the few thousand pounds of car has no influence here.

I do agree though that a human body traveling at 5MPH do carry way more momentum than many realize.

[–] xia@lemmy.sdf.org 22 points 6 days ago (2 children)

After getting their way, I am not sure why would they turn around and go back home without accomplishing the errand...

[–] pulsewidth@lemmy.world 44 points 6 days ago (1 children)

They'd been taught the reason for seatbelts, then they had to learn a lesson about being disrespectful and ungrateful.

[–] 100_kg_90_de_belin@feddit.it 25 points 6 days ago (1 children)

If I'm driving your ass to buy drugs and I tell you to wear your seatbelt you wear your searbelt

[–] PieMePlenty@lemmy.world 9 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] 100_kg_90_de_belin@feddit.it 14 points 6 days ago

Get out of my fucking car and walk.

[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 32 points 6 days ago

Because they're a dickhead that doesn't deserve a favour.

[–] Sunsofold@lemmings.world 27 points 6 days ago

Asks for favor, but then says fuck you... No, fuck you, sir. Get out of my car and walk.

[–] TootSweet@lemmy.world 16 points 6 days ago

Anon is definitely lawful neutral.

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