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My car does not move until all passengers have their seatbelt securely fastened. Gotta problem? You can fuckin' walk.
I'll drive you with no seatbelt, hell I'll skip it myself if I feel like it .
But I won't do that while taking you to your dealer. Never commit a misdemeanor while you're committing felonies.
only one crime at a time 👉😎👉
Could have been car dealer
Antiques too.