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[–] minorkeys@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

Looks about right.

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 1 points 6 days ago (1 children)

The one on the right reminds me of Mike from Spaced.

I need to watch that show again now

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[–] Gates9@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 days ago

“Give me some chicken, franks, and fries, and you can pass me a lettuce, Ima pass it by”

[–] benderbeerman@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

Sergeant Slaughter twin clones?

[–] unknown@piefed.social 1 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Anyone else immediately think of Mike from Spaced?

[–] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 6 days ago (1 children)

You seen Gary Tank Commander?

[–] unknown@piefed.social 1 points 6 days ago

Not my sort of thing tbh, I'm not really into soldier stuff.

[–] Fertile_Friday@lemmy.ml 0 points 6 days ago (1 children)

A donut and a slice of pizza a day, keep the bad guys away...

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

To be fair, the brisket there is really good. Pretty sure you can still make out BBQ sauce stains on the corners of his mouth.

[–] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 246 points 1 week ago (4 children)
[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 68 points 1 week ago

That's protective padding!

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[–] foodandart@lemmy.zip 191 points 1 week ago (10 children)

Thing is, those are guardsmen. Probaly are called up and pulled from their families to end up in Chicago.. All for the benefit of a deflecting old fuck that doesn't want us to remember that he's likely on the Epstein list for doing the dirty to underage girls.

This is the EXACT thing we're supposed to forget. Epstein.

[–] outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 75 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (13 children)

Nobody's forgetting hes a pedophile who has fucked tons of baby girls. We knew this before the Epstein list came out. He said it on TV.

Everyone who cares already hates him. The ones who dont never will.

To reiterate: he said it on TV, this was not a secret, the line about how he's allowed to 'grab them by the pussy' was about minors, little girls.

Stop pretending these cultists have any conscience, any ethical line. Just call them all pedophiles. They're the pedo party.

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[–] ignoble_stigmas@sh.itjust.works 127 points 1 week ago (4 children)
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[–] OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 100 points 1 week ago (19 children)

I try hard not to make fun of people’s appearances. It’s not fair to mock them for their weight or their little mustaches or their ill-fitting camo gear.

But….

These are evil people arriving to do evil things. Sometimes ridicule is the only weapon we can use against them, since violence would only bring more of the same.

So I guess it’s fair to say that these fearsome warriors, hot off their recent and decisively clear victory over anorexia, will pour into Chicago, like beef gravy over pizza, and devour their chosen enemy, no matter how much sweat, panting, and snacks it takes...

Unless their enemy is at the top of more than 2 flights of stairs, of course.

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[–] garbagebagel@lemmy.world 96 points 1 week ago (5 children)

I thought petey said no fatties allowed

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[–] slaacaa@lemmy.world 83 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Update: Meal Team Six also sighted by residents of Chicago suburbs

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[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 67 points 1 week ago (6 children)

Jesus Christ, Meal Team Six inbound, clear the approach vector!

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