Well fuck, way to ruin my plans. Now I'll have to reschedule the anti-gender bomb. Sigh.
this post was submitted on 05 Oct 2025
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GET UR FILTHY HANDS OFF MY GENDERS, COMMIE 
Tee hee they're my genders now 
I once accidentally said "gender fluids" instead of "gender fluid" and my NB friend proceeded to do a two week long bit about there being bottles of "gender fluid" you could buy at the store to rub yourself down in gender.
i shoot up gender fluid i bought on the internet
OH GOD PLEAS ! GIVE ME BACK MY GENDER
Aw shit sorry, I was just hoping I could come and see it.
I mean I'm cis, I don't want to take up space, but if I mind my own business can I just watch the bomb?
Good choice. Utah can be a real pain in the neck.
It is very pretty though
The yes and conspiracy banter is my favorite workplace banter until that one guy who actually believes some wild shit shows up and ruins it.
Thankfully, both those guys have been fired from my job.
We had a good yes, and, back and forth about Comet Ping Pong where we concluded all pizza places, except Papa Johns, were Kabal fronts.
Too busy being an asshole elephant hunter to be in the kabal
Good to know that I spent almost 5 years working at the only non-pedo pizza joint lol
anti-matter gay bomb 
utah is a hologram, an anti-matter bomb won't do anything because it's not made of matter
Exactly why it's the perfect place to test: nothing gets harmed. Just like the Bikini Atoll and Enwetak Atoll and other nuclear sites where there where no residents and no-one ever had any increased risk of cancer at all.
Exactly why it's the perfect place to test:
I was literally about the post the same thing, asshole!
(the asshole was sarcastic fyi)
exactly what none would say
Sorry 
Only in Utah in Minecraft
lmao