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My closing coworkers have an extended bit where we all just rant about conspiracy theories we made up (hexbear.net)
submitted 4 days ago by ConcreteHalloween@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
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One guy was like, "they are going to set off a anti-matter bomb in Utah tomorrow!"

And I was like, "Who's 'they'?"

"Them, they, they are! Them!"

"...non-binary people?"

IS THIS TRUE NB COMRADES?!?!?!?! What are you planning?

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[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 22 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Well fuck, way to ruin my plans. Now I'll have to reschedule the anti-gender bomb. Sigh.

[–] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 13 points 4 days ago (1 children)

trans-gun GET UR FILTHY HANDS OFF MY GENDERS, COMMIE maddened

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 14 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Tee hee they're my genders now catgirl-smug

[–] ConcreteHalloween@hexbear.net 15 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I once accidentally said "gender fluids" instead of "gender fluid" and my NB friend proceeded to do a two week long bit about there being bottles of "gender fluid" you could buy at the store to rub yourself down in gender.

[–] segfault11@hexbear.net 11 points 4 days ago

i shoot up gender fluid i bought on the internet

[–] 9to5@hexbear.net 13 points 4 days ago

NOOOOO OH GOD PLEAS ! GIVE ME BACK MY GENDER

[–] ConcreteHalloween@hexbear.net 8 points 4 days ago

Aw shit sorry, I was just hoping I could come and see it.

I mean I'm cis, I don't want to take up space, but if I mind my own business can I just watch the bomb?