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My closing coworkers have an extended bit where we all just rant about conspiracy theories we made up (hexbear.net)
submitted 4 weeks ago by ConcreteHalloween@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
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One guy was like, "they are going to set off a anti-matter bomb in Utah tomorrow!"

And I was like, "Who's 'they'?"

"Them, they, they are! Them!"

"...non-binary people?"

IS THIS TRUE NB COMRADES?!?!?!?! What are you planning?

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[โ€“] ConcreteHalloween@hexbear.net 15 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

I once accidentally said "gender fluids" instead of "gender fluid" and my NB friend proceeded to do a two week long bit about there being bottles of "gender fluid" you could buy at the store to rub yourself down in gender.

[โ€“] segfault11@hexbear.net 11 points 4 weeks ago

i shoot up gender fluid i bought on the internet