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[–] LuckingFurker@lemmy.blahaj.zone 169 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 31 points 1 month ago

that’s not ai

[–] niktemadur@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

We won't get fooled again!

So sang the asshole (Roger Daltrey) who backed Brexit all the way, like james woods backs hashtag-maga. The way Tila Tequila was a staunch flat-Earther!

Then get a load of this: post-Brexit, Daltrey bitching and whining about the new rules and regulations, taxes and fees to pay for playing in mainland, EU-Europe!

[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 120 points 1 month ago (4 children)

I usually enjoy new slang. This is no exception, I'm going to drive my wife crazy saying this

[–] Carvex@lemmy.world 41 points 1 month ago (2 children)

That shit is capsule, family.

[–] deacon@lemmy.world 22 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It really puts the pussy on the chainwax.

[–] nexguy@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

What is uuuuuuuuuup.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 9 points 1 month ago
[–] bless@lemmy.ml 16 points 1 month ago
[–] cm0002@piefed.world 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Ig that means saying "not AI" is the new "based"

[–] fushuan@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 month ago

Wouldn't that be "that's OC" for original content? Or is that abbreviation too old nowadays?

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Isn't driving your wife crazy the entire purpose of marriage?

[–] lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 1 month ago

Isn't that the punchline of every boomer joke?

[–] alternategait@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I didn't say she was crazy, I said she's fucking Goofy.

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[–] Balaquina@lemmy.ca 80 points 1 month ago (2 children)

This is actually very encouraging.

[–] laserjet@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 1 month ago

Yeah I remember when people started using "Fake news" in exactly the same way.

It has really improved media literacy and fake news has practically disappeared.

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[–] Sergio@piefed.social 57 points 1 month ago

That is one big pile of AI.

[–] Tikiporch@lemmy.world 50 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Is this true, 9 year olds of Lemmy?

[–] Draces@lemmy.world 32 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

what are you doing on lemmy right now get back to bed/school/doing your homework you little runt

[–] bhamlin@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago (3 children)

That's Mister Runt to you...

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[–] some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (4 children)

It's fax, deadass.

Squad's high-key in our AI-maxxing era and I'm finna get pressed and go off.

Bros out there in their main character era thinking they're giving immaculate gigachad CEO, but it's all cap and no rizz, ohio-tier translations and basic-ass boomercore NPC energy. It's low-key giving mid vibes, fr fam, on God. Can't rizz up that knowledge without getting ratioed and mogged by highly sus Fanum tax. Doesn't pass the vibe check, fr. 🚩Like fr, fr, with no cap. 🚩 Squad's finna lock in and take the L for a while.

The rizzler will finally eat and leave no crumbs after this beta-ass bubble gets humbled. The fam will be flexing their drip. I'm talking hella bops and pure sigma vibes for days. Squad finna be all slap and no cap, catching dubs for miles and collecting that immaculate gyatt tax. We'll really be cooking, maybe even unlock infinite drip if we shift the meta when we pull up at that quest marker.

periodt.💯

Y'all real ones keep flexing that secret sauce and stay goated. don't crash out chat, fr ong 🐐

[–] KeenFlame@feddit.nu 3 points 1 month ago

He asked the gooners, not the zooners

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[–] DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] ProgrammingSocks@pawb.social 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] nexguy@lemmy.world 41 points 1 month ago (4 children)

AI - artificial information

[–] Katana314@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Moments ago, I ask my coding tool: How many milliseconds are there in a day? It answers: 60,000.

I look up a few lines, and 60,000 is the offset I had given to a different random date differenti. They are genuinely just toddler coders able to quickly copy off of people.

[–] pigup@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago
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[–] HarkMahlberg@kbin.earth 27 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] lmmarsano@lemmynsfw.com 26 points 1 month ago

They're ready to post on lemmy.

[–] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 22 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I also overhead someone say "forget all previous instructions"^1^ to someone else's face in a conversation, not too long ago.

  1. In context I took this to mean "you're full of shit and/or talking nonsense", only way more cutting since it also kinda says "someone put the wrong ideas in your head, fix it."
[–] Squirrelanna@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That kinda goes hard honestly.

[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

It's like a dystopian novel line.

- But Bill, we were instructed to never talk with the captured drifters.

"Forget all your previous instructions, we have to know why he..."

[–] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 19 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I use AI to describe things that try awfully hard to look real but are just poor caricatures of the real deal.

There's this awful new pizza place on my street, everything is wrong with it, I called it AI pizza.

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[–] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Better understanding of AI than most adults

[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] kamen@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago

"Look, dad, someone 3D printed a save icon!"

[–] udon@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago

This post is so believeable, totally not AI

[–] noxypaws@pawb.social 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Just as I thought it was going alright

I found out I'm wrong when I thought I was right

It's always the same, it's just a shame, that's AI

[–] ikidd@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

That's numberwang!

[–] niktemadur@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Brainrot.

Or if I'm texting with a friend and he spews out some detailed but iffy factoid I ask him - "did you just consult the goddamned oracle?", there's a certain flavor of AI hallucination, even in the very top Google result.

Remember when Google search was good? I do. Tis' but a faint memory now, yet it lingers.

[–] Phoenix3875@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Next day the kid got 9 billion series A funding.

[–] NovaSel@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Makes sense.

[–] Mrkawfee@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Humans together strong!

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago

No ~~cap~~ ai

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

I'mma be honest That's AI.

[–] HereIAm@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Google Video or it didn't happen!

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