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im not gay.
We really should turn the FBI guy into an emoji here.
this post was submitted on 20 Sep 2025
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Kash Patel always lookin like the bag of coke just ran out
Yeah, very much got a "geeked out of your mind at a 24 hour convenience store trying to look normal and buy gum and a Dr Pepper at 5AM" energy
He's... quite the character
The FBI guy, something's wrong with him
i think basically everything is wrong with him. he looks like he’s a skin prison trying to keep something from coming out
Like the angriest man in the world just did a line of coke and now he’s trying to act cool about it.
He can't stop thinking about the bullet.
"imnotgayimnotgayimnotgayimnotgayimnotgayimnotgayimnotgayimnotgayimnotgayimnotgayfuckimgayimgayimgayimgayimgayimgayimgayimgayimgay..."
How did it know???
To be fair, bullets are well known for their penetrating insight.
He looks deathly afraid, at all times
Very strange
It looks like he read some sort of "How To Succeed In Motorhome Sales" style self-help book that said "always present a dominant image" and thinks this is how it works.
Bro looks like Republican Karl Pilkington
"It was a little monkey fellah with a gun"
"You're talking SHIT. Shut up."
"S-so you see, b-because I didn't read that bullet, I'm t-totally not gay haha!"
That's the face of someone who knows something that they know they aren't supposed to know.
one of them had a bunch of arrows... I wouldn't know what it means since I'm not some g*mer hahaha....