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Things America will not fund: healthcare, infrastructure, maternity leave

I'm awaiting for Ben Shapiro to die peacefully of natural causes next month so every college gets a statue of Charlie Kirk holding hands with a 3 foot tall mouse like the entrance to Disneyland

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[–] ProjectCyberSin@hexbear.net 64 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Glad they are opening up more gender neutral bathrooms!

[–] MelaniaTrump@hexbear.net 13 points 2 weeks ago

Underrated comment

[–] purpleworm@hexbear.net 60 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Love to memorialize his living family, definitely doesn't read as a threat.

modern civil rights leader

lol where to even begin?

[–] Lavender@hexbear.net 38 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Would leading civil rights in the opposite direction count?

[–] piccolo@hexbear.net 17 points 1 week ago

Like when Biden's campaign claimed he had a history of civil rights activism... They failed to mention that it was against civil rights

[–] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 48 points 2 weeks ago

Deeply unserious country.

[–] regul@hexbear.net 47 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

And people say conservatives don't fund the arts.

[–] alexei_1917@hexbear.net 12 points 1 week ago

"Who keeps giving the conservatives art supplies?"

[–] tricerotops@hexbear.net 46 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

amazing. nobody knew who this guy was 2 weeks ago.

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 39 points 2 weeks ago

I think that's the rub. The media can invent whoever this guy is supposed to be because regular folks don't know who he is

[–] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 42 points 2 weeks ago

If a statue of Charlie Kirk pops up in your area, it should be your duty to make it more accurate by drilling a hole through the neck

[–] LocalMaxima@hexbear.net 39 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

earlier this year, from the introducer of the bill above about another bill to ban ‘corporal punishment’ being used on disabled students in schools:

State Senator Shane Jett said during debate on the bill on Tuesday: "This is a top-down, socialist-aligned, ideological, unilateral divorce between parents' ability to collaborate with their local schools to establish a disciplined regimen that incudes corporal punishment. It is in violation of Scripture and ideologically aligned with socialist ideology that should not be part of this body's legislative initiatives." source

[–] lil_tank@hexbear.net 8 points 1 week ago

He's not wrong actually, it's just insane he can say this and not be a socialist

[–] WasteTime@hexbear.net 32 points 1 week ago

Add a fountain coming out of the neck so the birds can drink and shit on its big head.

[–] Esoteir@hexbear.net 29 points 1 week ago

please pass this please pass this please pass this michael-laugh

[–] vegeta1@hexbear.net 28 points 1 week ago

Meanwhile average americans "healthcare pls"

[–] miz@hexbear.net 28 points 2 weeks ago

drive your car into the Charleak Kirk statue and claim you thought it was a woke protestor

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 24 points 2 weeks ago

Collapsing empire hours lmao

[–] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 18 points 1 week ago
[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 17 points 2 weeks ago

That shit's gotta get torn down immediately.

[–] SockOlm@hexbear.net 16 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

great of them to finance public unisex urinals

[–] SoyViking@hexbear.net 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I never imagined that "first as tragedy, then as farce" would also apply to Horst Wessel.

[–] Blakey@hexbear.net 8 points 1 week ago

we need our finest and most disrespectful shitposters to start working on "Charlie Kirk's song" so they can't have it

[–] spudnik@hexbear.net 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I wonder who is getting the contract for all the statues. Make them all out of plaster, paint them gold, get paid what I'm assuming is a huge sum and then skedaddle before they melt in the rain.

[–] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago

Lockheed Martin, his likeness will be made out of leftover missile parts. It's what he would have wanted

[–] unmagical@lemmy.ml 13 points 2 weeks ago
[–] Wertheimer@hexbear.net 12 points 1 week ago

The Illuminatus! Trilogy has much to answer for:

The real bread was in the Colossus of Yorba Linda Foundation, which had been successfully raising money for several years to erect a heroic monument, in solid gold and ten feet taller than the statue of Liberty, honoring the martyred former president Richard Milhous Nixon. This monument, paid for entirely by the twenty million Americans who still loved and revered Nixon despite the damnable lies of the Congress, the Justice Department, the press, the TV, the law courts, et al., would stand outside Yorba Linda, Tricky Dicky's boyhood home, and scowl menacingly toward Asia, warning those [slurs] not to try to get the jump on Uncle Sammie. Beside the gigantic idol's right foot, Checkers looked adoringly upward; beneath the left foot was a crushed allegorical figure representing Cesar Chavez. The Great Man held a bunch of lettuce in his right hand and a tape recording in the left. It was all most tasteful . . .

[–] m532@lemmygrad.ml 9 points 1 week ago

So that's why there were so many statues in rome

I am going to smear my own shit over it if I ever see one of these