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Things America will not fund: healthcare, infrastructure, maternity leave

I'm awaiting for Ben Shapiro to die peacefully of natural causes next month so every college gets a statue of Charlie Kirk holding hands with a 3 foot tall mouse like the entrance to Disneyland

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[–] spudnik@hexbear.net 6 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

I wonder who is getting the contract for all the statues. Make them all out of plaster, paint them gold, get paid what I'm assuming is a huge sum and then skedaddle before they melt in the rain.

[–] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 2 points 31 minutes ago

Lockheed Martin, his likeness will be made out of leftover missile parts. It's what he would have wanted

[–] m532@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 3 hours ago

So that's why there were so many statues in rome

[–] SoyViking@hexbear.net 7 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

I never imagined that "first as tragedy, then as farce" would also apply to Horst Wessel.

[–] Blakey@hexbear.net 3 points 3 hours ago

we need our finest and most disrespectful shitposters to start working on "Charlie Kirk's song" so they can't have it

I am going to smear my own shit over it if I ever see one of these

[–] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 13 points 6 hours ago
[–] WasteTime@hexbear.net 21 points 7 hours ago

Add a fountain coming out of the neck so the birds can drink and shit on its big head.

[–] SockOlm@hexbear.net 12 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

great of them to finance public unisex urinals

[–] vegeta1@hexbear.net 25 points 9 hours ago

Meanwhile average americans "healthcare pls"

[–] Esoteir@hexbear.net 26 points 9 hours ago

please pass this please pass this please pass this michael-laugh

[–] LocalMaxima@hexbear.net 33 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

earlier this year, from the introducer of the bill above about another bill to ban ‘corporal punishment’ being used on disabled students in schools:

State Senator Shane Jett said during debate on the bill on Tuesday: "This is a top-down, socialist-aligned, ideological, unilateral divorce between parents' ability to collaborate with their local schools to establish a disciplined regimen that incudes corporal punishment. It is in violation of Scripture and ideologically aligned with socialist ideology that should not be part of this body's legislative initiatives." source

[–] lil_tank@hexbear.net 5 points 4 hours ago

He's not wrong actually, it's just insane he can say this and not be a socialist

[–] mudpuppy@hexbear.net 22 points 9 hours ago

XI PLEASE DROP THE NUKES IM BEGGING YOU

[–] ProjectCyberSin@hexbear.net 57 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

Glad they are opening up more gender neutral bathrooms!

[–] MelaniaTrump@hexbear.net 12 points 11 hours ago

Underrated comment

[–] miz@hexbear.net 26 points 10 hours ago

drive your car into the Charleak Kirk statue and claim you thought it was a woke protestor

[–] purpleworm@hexbear.net 49 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago) (1 children)

Love to memorialize his living family, definitely doesn't read as a threat.

modern civil rights leader

lol where to even begin?

[–] Lavender@hexbear.net 28 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Would leading civil rights in the opposite direction count?

[–] piccolo@hexbear.net 10 points 5 hours ago

Like when Biden's campaign claimed he had a history of civil rights activism... They failed to mention that it was against civil rights

[–] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 36 points 11 hours ago

If a statue of Charlie Kirk pops up in your area, it should be your duty to make it more accurate by drilling a hole through the neck

[–] Wertheimer@hexbear.net 8 points 8 hours ago

The Illuminatus! Trilogy has much to answer for:

The real bread was in the Colossus of Yorba Linda Foundation, which had been successfully raising money for several years to erect a heroic monument, in solid gold and ten feet taller than the statue of Liberty, honoring the martyred former president Richard Milhous Nixon. This monument, paid for entirely by the twenty million Americans who still loved and revered Nixon despite the damnable lies of the Congress, the Justice Department, the press, the TV, the law courts, et al., would stand outside Yorba Linda, Tricky Dicky's boyhood home, and scowl menacingly toward Asia, warning those [slurs] not to try to get the jump on Uncle Sammie. Beside the gigantic idol's right foot, Checkers looked adoringly upward; beneath the left foot was a crushed allegorical figure representing Cesar Chavez. The Great Man held a bunch of lettuce in his right hand and a tape recording in the left. It was all most tasteful . . .

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 20 points 10 hours ago

Collapsing empire hours lmao

[–] tricerotops@hexbear.net 39 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

amazing. nobody knew who this guy was 2 weeks ago.

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 35 points 11 hours ago

I think that's the rub. The media can invent whoever this guy is supposed to be because regular folks don't know who he is

[–] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 44 points 12 hours ago

Deeply unserious country.

[–] regul@hexbear.net 40 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

And people say conservatives don't fund the arts.

[–] alexei_1917@hexbear.net 9 points 7 hours ago

"Who keeps giving the conservatives art supplies?"

[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 15 points 10 hours ago

That shit's gotta get torn down immediately.

[–] unmagical@lemmy.ml 12 points 11 hours ago