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Leopards Ate My Face

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Crossposted from https://lemmy.world/post/36073274

Sure you have, it was called Trump's first term.

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[–] falynns@lemmy.world 7 points 6 hours ago

Haven't seen it since the last time they voted for him to do the same thing. Hope the racism and lib-owning was worth it. Have the day you voted for!

[–] svcg@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 6 hours ago

Particularly galling after he promised to leave them INXS.

[–] mysticalone@lemmy.world 7 points 12 hours ago (1 children)
[–] brem@sh.itjust.works 1 points 6 hours ago

Yo. Matt & Trey need that tagline. It's great (aside from the typo)

[–] titanicx@lemmy.zip 4 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah God I feel so sorry for these Trump loving people. I really really hope that these leopards don't continue to eat so many faces. Leopards are going to get full pretty soon!

[–] brem@sh.itjust.works 1 points 6 hours ago

What do we do in the face of dumb ignorant sluts?

We laugh. We try to love.

Farting works as a last resort.

[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 8 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Good, let them suffer

Youafe your bed of hell, now sleep in it you fuckers

[–] brem@sh.itjust.works 1 points 6 hours ago

Instead of suffer, let's make them laugh at themselves.

The entire Ruzzian agenda is to turn America against itself, so it's weak at the knees ...

[–] AtariDump@lemmy.world 8 points 22 hours ago
[–] Global_Liberty@lemmy.ml 30 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (4 children)

78% of top farming counties voted for Trump and his clearly defined policies less than a year ago, so I fail to understand the complaints.

If they wanted cheap migrant farm labor and global markets to buy their goods, they should have supported another candidate for President loudly and overwhelmingly.

As a result, farmers can raise what they pay to entice American labor and sell their soybeans cheaper domestically. If they didn't do the math to determine if their politics were profitable, they can relinquish the businesses they mismanaged, and better people/companies can take over the land or it can return to nature.

Cheap healthy plant protein, more intelligent replacement farmers, and/or less factory farming dumping nitrates in the Gulf seems like a win for everyone but those who willingly chose this path.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 1 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Domestic demand for soybeans seems pretty scant. And usually it's Asian communities that use it for tofu, or soybean drinks

[–] Global_Liberty@lemmy.ml 1 points 4 hours ago

Supply has increased and prices have fallen. Demand should be induced. The first likely customers will be ultra processed food manufacturers as an ingredient, but let's see if Americans have the neuroplasticity to adapt.

If they can't, they can stop whining about rising food prices and go hungry. They might even have to have to be normal weights.

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[–] aeternum@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Manbaby who bankrupts 5 casinos can't manage federal government. More at 10.

[–] 4am@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 day ago

~~Manbaby~~ man, baby-fucker,

FTFY

[–] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 102 points 1 day ago (5 children)

Despite his troubles, Maxwell remains supportive of Trump, saying that he is “going to be patient,” adding, “I believe in our president.”

Jesus Fucking Christ.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 1 points 6 hours ago

That's the exact same message the first time trump did this in 2017

[–] sirboozebum@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

What a cuck.

[–] Azal@pawb.social 12 points 1 day ago

They haven't learned, they won't learn, and they will never learn.

[–] SalaciousBCrumb@lemy.lol 34 points 1 day ago (3 children)

The only way they’ll learn is when they die from Trumps policies.

[–] db2@lemmy.world 39 points 1 day ago

No, they won't learn shit. That's the only way to get them out of the gene pool though and they're choosing it themselves so, clean hands.

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 23 points 1 day ago

Nope. If they die from Trumps machinations, their kids will ask "why did Biden kill daddy?".

[–] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

Sadly, dead people can't learn shit.

[–] Zedd_Prophecy@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago

Morons are rarely self reflective or the dildo of consequences rarely arrives with lube.

[–] kameecoding@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Could be worse, could have left them in Limp Bizkit

[–] not_woody_shaw@lemmy.world 1 points 6 hours ago

I guess they can pay the bills installing microwave ovens.

[–] Thorry@feddit.org 34 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I love that the farmers in this article are complaining about being destroyed by climate change. Which doesn't exist according to Trump and will not be even slightly fixed, but made much worse by his policies. But it doesn't matter, because the trade war the big baby started will put the farmers out of business even faster than climate change ever could.

The levels of stupidity are mind blowing.

[–] Gloomy@mander.xyz 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Climate change? No, that can't be it. One person in the article points out that:

“The weather is in the control of a higher power"

[–] bfg9k@lemmy.world 30 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Damn bro that's crazy, maybe don't elect a psychopath next time

[–] SebaDC@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 1 day ago

What is this "next time" you are talking about?

[–] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 31 points 1 day ago (3 children)

What if we stopped growing so many soybeans for export, and instead grew crops to feed human people in the United States? I know I know, it’s crazy talk.

[–] snooggums@piefed.world 15 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Soybeans are used to feed people in the US.

[–] Hylactor@sopuli.xyz 18 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Only half. The other half is for export.

[–] onslaught545@lemmy.zip 9 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Then use the other half to feed people in the US.

[–] 4am@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

SOYBEANS TRANS THE YOUTH WITH ESTHER’S GIN LIKE ALL THE LADYBOYS IN TIE LAND

IM NOT GUN LET THE GUBBMINT MAN DATE MY SON HAVE TITTIES JUST TO LIVE

WEED RATHER DIE PROUD AND AMERICAN THAN KETCHUPULATE TO BIDEN!!!

(In case it wasn’t clear, and in 2025 why would it be: /s)

[–] Red0ctober@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago

And do something to fight hunger in the United States? Sounds socialist. Better to let it rot in the fields /s

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[–] SebaDC@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yeah. That's the problem. /s

[–] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

We all know the administration's policies are the cause of our current woes. That does not mean a restructuring of current food production practices is not warranted.

[–] SebaDC@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 1 day ago

It means exactly that.

When your food producers are already bleeding money, they have 0 chance of getting the financing to rethink their whole production. It's too late for that.

Especially since the whole agriculture was resting on the shoulders of immigrants and they are now gone. The system needs to find a new balance before any producer can start changing their practices.

The only one who will survive are the ones who have enough money on the side.

But worry not. The farms will be taken over by private equity, right before the administration allows slaves again.

12 months tops.

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[–] absquatulate@lemmy.world 23 points 1 day ago

Jesus christ. He's not your friend, you poor bastards, he's selling you to the corporations! He's doing their bidding!

[–] MyOpinion@lemmy.today 13 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Everyone of these racist pieces of shit need to go bankrupt. Let these terrible people live on the streets.

[–] Azal@pawb.social 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I've always spoke out about corporations. I hate big corps. I have always wanted to get big corps out of running farms.

Fuck it! Hey Tyson, hurry up and buy up every fucking meat farm out there. Bill Gates, buy up whatever is left! Make these fuckers that inherited their pappa's farms have to work the land after selling it. I don't fucking care about them anymore.

[–] 4am@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 day ago

Imagine your family hands down a farm for generations and you fucking sell it to Purdue and they make you continue working on it for starvation wages

😭how could the liberals do this?

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[–] Bubbaonthebeach@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Really wish it were more than just farmers.

[–] stoly@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It is and will be. This is just a hot topic right now.

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 2 points 23 hours ago

Hot topic now because it's harvest time. Wait until the spring when none of these farmers have the money to plant anything...

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[–] DarkFuture@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago

Good.

Suffer.

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