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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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[–] RBWells@lemmy.world 6 points 6 hours ago

I am not like people at my work but I like people at my work.

None of that being different matters if you can just listen and talk to others without needing them to be like you.

I will say on the video games it may be a generational thing, my kids love both indie games and Minecraft/Genshin. Penultimate kid liked Disco Elysium so much. Youngest likes horror, I got them Amnesia and they loved it, said it was too scary to do much at one time.

Anyway, just let other people do what other people do. You can like them, you don't need to change yourself or then

[–] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 11 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

I mean i kinda get what anon means but maybe the first step could be getting off of 4chan? That shit melts your brain and you already see it from this normie/wierdo split that isnt really a real thing. Irl you WILL find the people who think like you because were all on a spectrum.

Edit: just to clarify i mean spectrum in the way of personality, not the autism spectrum. Tho id argue that some neurotypical people relate more to autistic people than other neurotypicals but thats a story for another day.

[–] ShittDickk@lemmy.world 1 points 7 hours ago

Quit worrying about finding people that understand you and make them understand you. My best lifelong friends I've had have grown together with me, went from opposite music tastes to finding bands that appeal to both of us that have become our favorites.

Like if you can trust a person you can be their friend, if you dont know anything about their interests ask them to explain or show you, if they want to be friendly with you they'll jump at the opportunity.

[–] RIPandTERROR@sh.itjust.works 7 points 12 hours ago
[–] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 43 points 20 hours ago

Definitely needs to get off 4chan. Weird people who don't have this crab in a bucket 'you're not weird enough if you have a stable job and aren't ugly' mentality aren't that hard to find outside of very specific corners of the internet.

[–] InvalidName2@lemmy.zip 25 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

What the FUCK do you do?

Have you tried getting a boyfriend? I dunno, worked for me.

[–] underscores@lemmy.zip 4 points 12 hours ago

The masculine urge to get a pet femboy bf

[–] blindbunny@lemmy.ml 5 points 19 hours ago
[–] Rumo161@feddit.org 41 points 22 hours ago

Stop the categorys and just be a Person others can be save around and happy

[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 37 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

This fucking normie playing pardox games? Don't talk to me unless you are at least compiling CDDA from source code on a Linux phone. Fucking casuals.

[–] starchylemming@lemmy.world 21 points 21 hours ago

i know its a joke but this ironically proves his point of not fitting in with both in or out groups

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 129 points 1 day ago (5 children)

Try being an actual full blooded native person.

I'm 100% Ojibway, my parents on both sides were born raised and lived in the wilderness. I'm the first generation born in a modern hospital. My first language is ojibway, I spoke it exclusively for the first 15 years of my life. We learned English in school but we all spoke ojibway at home. I learned to hunt, trap, fish and live on the land from my parents and I love spending time outdoors. It's all natural to me.

Now I live close to the city in a non native world. My wife is white and we spend most of our time to ourselves.

My family doesn't think I'm native enough. White people don't believe I'm native because I live like a city person. Most people don't believe I'm native because I don't have red weathered skin, a crooked nose and long braided hair. Many people have confused me as Chinese, Korean, or an overweight Thai, Cambodian or Lao. Or even Peruvian, Ecuador or Mexican.

I meet city Indians who have ancestry but have never lived on the land or know their communities or even speak the language yet they wear native stuff, necklaces and everything and get more recognition than me for being native.

I intimidate other natives when I speak my language because it reminds them that they can't speak other than to know a few words or phrases. So now I seldom speak and as I grow older, the people I could speak to are now either dead, dying or too old.

I get funding as a native person but I get very little. I don't live in reserve so I'm the last to get funding. I don't get off reserve funding because I have full status with my community where I could live if I chose to. I get tax off on some things but not everything because I don't live on reserve and doing my taxes every year is a nightmare, so in the end, I pay just about the same amount of taxes as everyone else and save just a little.

I've watched dozens of half breed, quarter breed, 1/8 breed, 1/16 breed natives with scholarships and paid education while I tried to fight for mine and never got it. I got high school but never got more than that.

I even know a couple of blue eyed, blonde Indians who got adopted into a native family and have full status and more help than I ever did.

People keep telling me I'm lucky to be native but I've experienced far too much racism and stupidity to be happy about who I am.

I'm neither treated as full native and I'm also not treated as non native either. It's like I exist in some kind of native twilight zone.

[–] LainTrain@lemmy.dbzer0.com 24 points 23 hours ago

Dude you are hands down probably the most interesting person I'd know if I knew you, those hunting skills and all that are just awesome yet at the same time you're also just like a city everyman. If you ask me I'd say fuck them if they can't accommodate you, you're a star shining way too bright and too hard and too big for them anyway. I'm sorry about the racism and shit you've experienced, I can't understand or help but at least know that this queer white woman half across the world would say you're a bigger person than all those racists with nothing to do with their time combined.

[–] BrundleFly2077@sh.itjust.works 40 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Huh. TIL all of this. Thanks for typing this out. I did a bit of a rabbit hole on your people over my morning coffee. Was more interesting than the usual crap I read before work 🤣👍🏻

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[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 9 points 22 hours ago

I would love to learn even half of those things. No one really taught me, I remember going camping with scouts before and another guy was catching shellfish with his bare hands and I was so jealous that he could do it. But in the UK half of its illegal and the other half requires land owner permission which pretty much makes it for the rich only as they own the land. I like the outdoors, but it feels difficult to see and even harder to do so legally. Plus no one I know now has any interest in it so its always a solo activity when I do go out.

And yeah that guy catching shellfish was breaking the law by doing it, its illegal to use anything other than a fishing rod in freshwater and that requires a license and land owner permission too.

[–] southernbeaver@lemmy.world 8 points 22 hours ago

I am also the son of two worlds. From the age of 6, I was always treated differently with one group of people compared to the other.

I didn't get better until I was older, I thought it would in my twenties but it's actually in my thirties that I found people who accept both sides of me but I always feel like it's one side more than the other. It has made me a very withdrawn person.

On top of being autistic, I just would rather not deal with people.

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[–] Eq0@literature.cafe 39 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Is this anyone else’s experience? I don’t fit neatly in any box, I have friends in all of them. I have friends in traditional marriages with the woman as the homemaker, I have all sorts of queer friends. I have friends that think videogames are edgy, others playing D&D every second day, others in sword battle reenactment, others in crochet. Never struggled relating to them or them to me. I moved around a lot, still found “my people” in no time. We are all multifaceted people with a variety of interests and thoughts.

[–] kartoffelsaft@programming.dev 8 points 18 hours ago

The part where he talks about video games definitely feels like my experience, at least when it comes to meeting people outside of the context of a specific game and its community.

When I've gotten into convos in these situations, usually it'll be evident they mostly only play some set of the following games:

  • Overwatch
  • Rainbow Six
  • Genshin Impact
  • Stardew Valley
  • Helldivers 2
  • Last of us
  • God of War
  • GTA
  • Red Dead 2

That's not a complete list, but for the most part it will be a bunch of games like that with a sizeable, committed, "normie" following that I don't play. I can't bond with these people over games even though on a surface level we're both "gamers", because the only game we'll have in common is Minecraft.

I think the gap here is that for someone like me or anon, we have interests and want to find people who are also interested in that thing, but from the sounds of your post you're finding people and getting your interests from them. In the latter case, of course there's no trouble connecting with people, because you're more willing to mold yourself to do so.

[–] Hadriscus@jlai.lu 15 points 1 day ago

Count your blessings

[–] hanrahan@slrpnk.net 8 points 22 hours ago

I definetly don't fit in but also have friends and a partner i live with (of 10 yrs)

I mostly LARP at it though because I don't fit in. Am 58, m and don't want to fit in :)

[–] DesolateMood@lemmy.zip 133 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (10 children)

I play the weirdest shit

Paradox

Ok normie

Yeah, Paradox games are great!

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[–] Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.com 46 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Fake: X4 is not a videogame, it's rehab for crazy german accountants

Gay: weird, therefore queer, therefore gay

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 28 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Fake: X4 is not a videogame, it’s rehab for crazy german accountants

Screw you, I like my singleplayer-spreadsheets-in-space as a nice distraction from playing MMO-spreadsheets-in-space. Also, I'm Dutch, you ass.

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[–] GregorGizeh@lemmy.zip 4 points 16 hours ago

Am german. Went to an economics school (Fachabitur) and fucking hated accounting. I love stellaris though, if only actual accounting would be that fun

[–] Baggie@lemmy.zip 62 points 1 day ago (1 children)

This reads like a young man who hasn't learned how to do things for his own enjoyment yet.

[–] Echolynx@lemmy.zip 20 points 1 day ago

Yeah defeatist mentality suggests he's still playing the game.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 43 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Just become a line cook you’ll be the most normal one there.

[–] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 36 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

The former gang member and former meth fiend who taught me to cook can attest to this. (Different people)

I'm sure they'd upvote this if

  1. They were on this gay ass forum
  2. Had enough feeling in their fingers to actually hit the button

But they're busy being people.

because op doesn't want to accept his innate normieness.

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[–] FartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 1 day ago

Maybe anon is just an asshole.

[–] don@lemmy.ca 14 points 1 day ago

Get off of 4chan, to start. Keep trying to diversify your friends, find people more open minded than the five you currently have.

[–] peacepath@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago

May you could try to find people who like the things you like?

[–] Kenny2999@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Maybe try sayin "hi" instead of "epic boobs, brah"

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