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The former gang member and former meth fiend who taught me to cook can attest to this. (Different people)
I'm sure they'd upvote this if
But they're busy being people.
because op doesn't want to accept his innate normieness.
How can he be a former meth fiend if he works as a line cook? Or did he simply get a new drug-of-choice?
As a former bar back and then bartender at a restaurant, maybe cocaine. We did a lot of that with the kitchen staff after hours.
Stay there long enough and you’ll fuck hot waitresses and hostesses all day long and you’ll realize they’re all more fucked than you’ll ever be.